You're clearly not serious, but I'll take it.
If I went to visit a friend, and they said, "here I have a pig now, I've been keeping it in a cage," I'd be a bit disturbed. If they then pulled out a knife and cut it's throat and shouted, "LET'S EAT BACON!", I'd be looking for the quickest exit. Whereas, if they picked up a carrot and chomped it, or boiled some potatoes, I'd probably be less horrified.
To live, one unfortunately brings other lifeforms, sentient or not, to suffer. The bug splatted on the windscreen, the ant squashed as we walk down the street, the carrot unjustly pulled from the ground before its time. The point is about unecessary, cruel and avoidable suffering. The animal industry creates unjustifiable suffering, both in the animal's lifetime and at the point of death. A pig kept in a cage, never seeing daylight, is suffering. Is this justifiable? We don't need to eat meat to survive, at which point it becomes something we do because we enjoy it. We put our own enjoyment above the suffering of another being.
A carrot isn't caged, and if it suffers when it is dug up, it's not a relatable suffering. It doesn't trigger empathy. I've lived next to a farm when the lambs were separated from their mothers, and they cried for days, as did the mother sheep. It's suffering that affects one emotionally, assuming one is capable of compassion. How do you justify that, tearing apart a mother and child just weeks from birth? I don't think it can be justified. The only way to justify it, as far as I can see, is to say, "I am happy for any amount of suffering to be visited upon other beings, as long as I get to have my pleasure in the way I want it." It's not a philosophy that I can respect.
At the same time, I recognise parts of that philosophy in myself. We all have selfishness as a part of our psyche- not all the time, but it's there. My argument against meat-eating, or more specifically the barbarism of the meat industry, is that the suffering our selfishness causes is so obvious and relatable, and the exit strategy for an individual who has had enough of it is simple and can be effected immediately.