Burger Thread. Yes!
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kittyP
Pluviophile
I love them!
I've had 'em a few times, but would rather have a quarter pounder with cheese, or an egg and bacon McMuffin at breakfast time.
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
Yetman
Cheesecar Fucksquad #1
Sauces, and indeed all condiments are highly important...
I take no shame in arranging an array of sauces between the meal and I, each mouthful glancing a unique proportion of each as it passes from plate to face.
Chips for example are merely vessels for condiments, a virgin chip, is like a piece of A4 paper. Pointless until you put something on it. But when you do amazing things can happen. Go sauces I say.
Yetman
Cheesecar Fucksquad #1
I was vegetarian for 6 years and as far as burgers go, apart from dry vegeburgers my only fix was McDonald's FishMcFillet which I used to really enjoy. I remember having one a couple of years back, to try and rekindle the lost love from my youth that had waned since turning carni, as, well, after 6 years being vegetarian your not exactly going to be eating fishburgers for a bit are you?! And erm yeah, it was absolutely fucking shit. So that totally reaffirmed my decision that eating meat is definitely better than not eating meat, ESPECIALLY where burgers are concerned.
badseed
Mighty but thin.
Let me kick off the weekends burger shenanigans with this:
No bread because of reasons.
From the ground up - Salad and mayo 2 moist home made beef patties, mozzarella, spicy chipotle sauce & roasted capsicum.
Sweet potato chips with spicy barbecue sauce on the side.
It looked like this for about 4 seconds. By the time I had filled my beer it had collapsed.
Tasted fantastic.
No bread because of reasons.
From the ground up - Salad and mayo 2 moist home made beef patties, mozzarella, spicy chipotle sauce & roasted capsicum.
Sweet potato chips with spicy barbecue sauce on the side.
It looked like this for about 4 seconds. By the time I had filled my beer it had collapsed.
Tasted fantastic.
8den
No I'm pretty sure that was 8ball...
The thing about a fillet o fish is this. Would you go anywhere else and ask for fish? No you'd ask for cod or whiting, or mackerel etc...
Ordering a MaccyD fillet of fish is like ordering the Mc Mammal.
joustmaster
offcumdun
pollocks
Callie
Pivoting
Moroccan Lamb Sliders is today's special. Spiced lamb patties topped with slow roast 'pulled' lamb in a spicy tomato sauce, harrissa, lettuce and tomato. Chilli & lime couscous, cucumber raita and sun dried tomato & coriander ketchup.
I wonder if they could have formed the cous cous into little blocks/strips as chip replacements, Im not sold on a burger with couscous.
Callie
Pivoting
8den
No I'm pretty sure that was 8ball...
I know it's pollock now. I'm just wondering what kind of terrifying bottom feeders they were using during the 70s & 80s.
joustmaster
offcumdun
I've also worked in MacDonalds AND Burger King, and enjoyed both. I was into drugs at the time (well, still am
) but these days I am more into food 
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Let me kick off the weekends burger shenanigans with this:
No bread because of reasons.
From the ground up - Salad and mayo 2 moist home made beef patties, mozzarella, spicy chipotle sauce & roasted capsicum.
Sweet potato chips with spicy barbecue sauce on the side.
It looked like this for about 4 seconds. By the time I had filled my beer it had collapsed.
Tasted fantastic.
thats porno-tastic
Yetman
Cheesecar Fucksquad #1
That looks like it would eat YOU!
joustmaster
offcumdun
my chest hurts, just looking at it.Pure genius
I was so hungry I went for a Burger King today. Ordered a 'steak burger' which was basically a whopper with bacon and without pickle or onion. Much better WITH I must say. The patty seemed a bit dry buy the cheese was perfect and the bacon bits were nice and crispy. The lettuce could have been more shredded, and the beef tomatoes were reasonably good quality. This was served with bbq sauce and mayo, which worked well. The crinkle fries were a massive disappointment (I was hoping they would be of the Southern fried variety but they were just like big, tasteless regular chips). The milkshake was good (vanilla).
Burger Lad®
My Burger Finalist 2014
Burger Lad®
My Burger Finalist 2014
Fed up of trying to upload a picture of the Double Big Mac so scroll down to see the latest update today... http://www.burgerlad.com/2012/12/the-mcdonalds-double-big-mac-and-quest.html
UnderOpenSky
baseline neural therapy
Stuff a double Big Mac. I want a double quarter pounder.
Actually I don't. Recent excesses have shown on the scales and I need to learn to make friends with salad.
Actually I don't. Recent excesses have shown on the scales and I need to learn to make friends with salad.
8den
No I'm pretty sure that was 8ball...
It looks like reconsituted puke with American cheese
8den
No I'm pretty sure that was 8ball...
what. The. fuck.
The humble chip is more than ketchup scoop or a vinegar mop. Chips. You are doing them a did service
