Burger Thread. Yes!

[DotCommunist]

just eating a rustlers qp. toasted the bun. was in tramps buffet for a humble quid. forgive me

 

[killer b]

no shame in a rustlers. hold your head up high.

 

[joustmaster]

just eating a rustlers qp. toasted the bun. was in tramps buffet for a humble quid. forgive me

are they the ones you do in the microwave?

 

[8den]

are they the ones you do in the microwave?

Yup hence the shame.

Dotc. We've all been somewhere similar mainly with your mum.

 

[joustmaster]

I'm yet to try one.

I have had this on a burger though

 

[DotCommunist]

Nothing more old fashioned than squeezable liquid cheese in a plastic dispenser

 

[Cheesypoof]

Nothing more old fashioned than squeezable liquid cheese in a plastic dispenser

i'd ditch the Rustlers and the squeezy cheese to be honest....and shambler, I wouldnt cook a burger that smelt odd from the freezer either....

 

[DotCommunist]

are they the ones you do in the microwave?

they are. You are meant to put the bun in with the burger while nuking it. I have at least enough dignity to toast it separate.

You also get a sachet of ill defined 'burger sauce' (which must be 80% msg) and a square of sort-of-cheese.

 

[killer b]

i'd ditch the Rustlers and the squeezy cheese to be honest....and shambler, I wouldnt cook a burger that smelt odd from the freezer either....

where's your sense of adventure?

 

[joustmaster]

they are. You are meant to put the bun in with the burger while nuking it. I have at least enough dignity to toast it separate.

You also get a sachet of ill defined 'burger sauce' (which must be 80% msg) and a square of sort-of-cheese.

this is the sort of shit that should have been on Tomorrows World.

 

[killer b]

If you toast the bun and warm up the burger under the grill, a rustlers burger is quite serviceable. If you added some gherkins and stuff it wouldn't be so different from a McD's IMO

 

[Cheesypoof]

where's your sense of adventure?

i wouldnt eat anything from a freezer that smelled off, sorry....it would turn my stomach.

 

[DotCommunist]

If you toast the bun and warm up the burger under the grill, a rustlers burger is quite serviceable. If you added some gherkins and stuff it wouldn't be so different from a McD's IMO

it has exactly the same taste of mcd's imo. Not in its entirety but that irreproducible macd's flavour. Must be in the meat.

You don't get that indefinable flavour from BK. Or proper burgers

 

[DotCommunist]

I'm yet to try one.

I have had this on a burger though

how has nobody done a fast show joke about this yet?

 

[8den]

I'm yet to try one.

I have had this on a burger though

You sicken me.

 

[joustmaster]

You sicken me.

I'd like to say that the bottle is still nearly full in the fridge.
its not, though. It got used up fairly quickly.

I am a mess.

 

[shambler]

Can report that the burgers tasted OK - think the smell might have just been that they were flavoured or something

Still couldn't enjoy them properly because of the doubt so have now decided to wash them down with some strong alcohol (antibacterial purposes) for peace of mind

 

[8den]

I'd like to say that the bottle is still nearly full in the fridge.
its not, though. It got used up fairly quickly.

I am a mess.

Did you coat yourself in bottled cheese in some weird german cheese sex fetish webcam thing?

I'd respect you more if you did that.

Is this you?
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[tufty79]

I'd like to say that the bottle is still nearly full in the fridge.
its not, though. It got used up fairly quickly.

I am a mess.

How does it taste?

 

[strung out]

What kind of stock does this thread hold with burger sauce? I'm talking about this stuff

I don't eat burgers (not of the meat variety, anyway) but I can't get enough of burger sauce. It's the good shit.

 

[joustmaster]

How does it taste?

strange.

 

[8den]

What kind of stock does this thread hold with burger sauce? I'm talking about this stuff

I don't eat burgers (not of the meat variety, anyway) but I can't get enough of burger sauce. It's the good shit.

Isnt that just mayo and ketchup?

 

[strung out]

Isnt that just mayo and ketchup.

Nope

 

[Cheesypoof]

What kind of stock does this thread hold with burger sauce? I'm talking about this stuff

I don't eat burgers (not of the meat variety, anyway) but I can't get enough of burger sauce. It's the good shit.

I'm down with burger sauce/ relish. I like sauces on stuff in general (I believe Yets is also a fan)

 

[killer b]

tell me about burger sauce please. I've seen it, but never felt the need to try it cause it looks grim.

 

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[fractionMan]

tell me about burger sauce please. I've seen it, but never felt the need to try it cause it looks grim.

its the stuff that makes big macs taste like big macs.

 

[strung out]

I think it's mayo, mustard and ketchup - definitely not just ketchup and mayo on its own, it's a bit tangier and has got a slightly yellow tinge to it.

 

[DotCommunist]

it's big mac sauce that makes big macs taste of mcdonalds

that flavour I'm on about exists throughout the maccy dees range. Even the fillet o fish has that crack-like tang

 

[killer b]

I've never eaten, nor known anyone who's eaten the fillet o fish. you're a rare breed, commie.