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Burger Thread. Yes!

joustmaster said:
this threads heated debate about acceptable burger ingredients has spilled over into the pub. And now we are soon to have a burger competition.

6 friends are involved, producing what they think is the best burger.
A taste off and scoring system will reveal the winner.

There is a lot of info to process before I decide what to make.
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Please can I be your friend?
 
Batter does not belong on pineapples for fucks sake, what has gotten into you people?

An onion ring is excessive and I believe it degrades the sublime simplicity of the meat, cheese, carb relationship. I'll have the onion rings on the side thanks
 
8den said:
Sez the man who calls me "posh" for liking rocket on a burger.

Onion rings no, on several levels, though. One if they're not home made deep fried ones then they're frozen and um no. And if they're home made they're deep fried. In either case you're adding a new cooking impliment (the oven/deep fat frier) into burger making which is too fucking faffy, with little taste benefit.

Bun+Condiments+Salads then cheese, then burger and then bun. It's not fucking rocket science.
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I didnt call YOU posh, i said rocket was posh, actually it only surfaced on burgers with the emergence of hipster 'dirty burger' joints - i never saw it on a burger before then. Rocket would never be an ingredient offered by an oldskool burger van, its a new fad (and an unnecessary one when shredded iceberg lettuce works just fine). I would rather not hear rocket being trumped as something we should be using on burgers in replacement of humble iceberg lettuce which there is nothing wrong with.
 
Cheesypoof said:
Burgers aint political, Dotty.....talk about flavours all you want but lets not turn a fun carnivore thread into some pretentious wankfest....
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I hear your words cheese, I'll not expound upon my theory about how a plain quarter pounder is prod and a quarter with cheese is taig. I Have a big theory as well! but you are right and this should remain a non partisan or political burger discussion.
 
Bit of a gross out, but if sufficiently inebriated, i could wolf down the Mac Daddy which is fried macaroni and cheese, jerk rubbed bacon, lobster and 'mic drop' whatever that is :hmm:.
 
An interesting thing here...

The toasted cheese sandwich burger :hmm:

friendlys_burger_melt.jpg
 
Apologies to phone viewers, format's probably all messed up.

Behold, the perfect spicy burger.

ooooooooooooooooooooooo
ooooooo poppy seed bun oooooooooooooo
oooooooooooo very lightly toasted oooooooooo

~~~~~ Habanero BBQ Sauce ~~~~~
------- jalapeno & cheddar slice ------
--p--p--p--p--p--p--p--p--p--p--p--p--p--p--p
--p--p--p fried mushrooms & onions --p--p--p
------- jalapeno & cheddar slice ------
00000~0000000~000~0000000~00000000~0000
00~000 9oz steak mince burger & jalopenos 0000

oooooooooooo very lightly toasted oooooooooo
ooooooo poppy seed bun oooooooooooooo
ooooooooooooooooooooooo​
 
DotCommunist said:
far too much hot chilli in that textburger
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I respectfully disagree. The cheese is only lightly spiced, the bbq is little more than standard with a bit of a kick, and the burger itself should only have a small amount of very finely chopped peppers. The beef and onions are still the stars of the show.
 
you can see what they were thinking- chilli dog, everyone likes a chilli dog. Why not a dollop of nice chilli inna burger bun?

I'd need to taste to judge
 
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