Burger Thread. Yes!

[8den]

No it's not.

This is a Posh Burger

 

[Cheesypoof]

Agree to disagree 8den....and there's nothing wrong with fresh, shredded iceberg lettuce anyway. It's perfect on a burger, I dont get your beef with it....

 

[tufty79]

iceberg's fine on a burger.
never tomato though. ever.

e2a no to gherkins as well.

 

[twentythreedom]

I would have:

Ketchup or tomato relish of some kind, gherkins, fried onions, mustard (american or grainy). cheese should be something melty - gruyere, emmental or suchlike. Does it need anything else? I don't think so, although I'm always willing to experiment.

I'd swap the gherkins (EEEEWWWW!!!) for thinly sliced toms, but the rest is bang on.

Possibly with bacon

 

[Mogden]

Never cherry toms though. That would be stupid. They just fly out.

I disagree, politely. Sliced thinly and bedded into the cheese as it melts they are a perfect acidic cut through all that juicy meat fat.

 

[Badgers]

Where do people stand on an onion ring or two in the burger?

I occasionally put them in the bottom.

 

[fractionMan]

Where do people stand on an onion ring or two in the burger?

I occasionally put them in the bottom.

Wrong imo. If I ever get served those I take them out and eat them separately.

 

[5t3IIa]

I'm finding this thread really triggering today

 

[fractionMan]

Gerkins, sliced tomato, crunchy lettuce, sliced onion, garlic mayo or blue cheese, ketchup or chilli relish.

Not bothered about bacon.

 

[5t3IIa]

TW: Gerkins, sliced tomato, crunchy lettuce, sliced onion, garlic mayo or blue cheese, ketchup or chilli relish.

Not bothered about bacon.

FIFY

 

[fractionMan]

What kind of bun? The bun is important.

 

[Badgers]

What kind of bun? The bun is important.

Soft, floury bap for me.
Sesame seeds on top are okay.
Lightly toasted on the inside, soft on the outside.

 

[fractionMan]

Soft, floury bap for me.
Sesame seeds on top are okay.
Lightly toasted on the inside, soft on the outside.

I think we are bun buddies. None of this brioche rubbish.

 

[Badgers]

Wrong imo. If I ever get served those I take them out and eat them separately.

As a slow eater I like them, the onion ring soaks up meat juices.

 

[DotCommunist]

I've had onion ringss in a burger. Burger King used to do one. Maybe they still do, I wouldn't know because I'm anti-royalist and boycotting them.

i didn't like it really but would be willing to try again with a different burger houses product

 

[fractionMan]

Just to add, for the ultimate heart attacker that bacon is ok as long as it is accompanied by brie/camembert.

 

[Badgers]

I think we are bun buddies. None of this brioche rubbish.

This sort of thing?

 

[fractionMan]

I've had onion ringss in a burger. Burger King used to do one. Maybe they still do, I wouldn't know because I'm anti-royalist and boycotting them.

i didn't like it really but would be willing to try again with a different burger houses product

They did a rodeo burger. Unfortunately further ruined by the horrible american style BBQ sauce.

 

[fractionMan]

This sort of thing?

That would do nicely

 

[dolly's gal]

this thread moves at quite a pace *fans self*

 

[DotCommunist]

burgers= srrs bssnss

 

[Yetman]

Some proper difference of opinion here, and how very open and accepting we are of each others ideas of what is right and wrong.... if only the communal, understanding character of this thread and honest, sharing qualities of the good, burger loving people who talk freely upon it could be carried across into greater society, then heck, call me bold for saying, but I think the world would be a much better place

 

[Yetman]

That fucking pizza thread however....they're ready to kill each other on there. Go and mention pineapple and see what happens. Mental.

 

[joustmaster]

Pineapple in a burger?

 

[Yetman]

Pineapple in a burger?

Had that once. Was drunk. INSTANT REGRET

 

[DotCommunist]

battered pineapple ring in a burger


god I've not had a battered pineapple ring since at least 1998

 

[dolly's gal]

battered pineapple ring eh? filth of the lowest kind

 

[mwgdrwg]

Fine with Gammon and an egg, NOT on a burger.

 

[DotCommunist]

unless its a gammon and egg burger

 

[Cheesypoof]

Pineapple is a bit lame on a burger, pizza or anything savory....dont make your meal a culinary dustbin.