Burger Thread. Yes!

[sheothebudworths]

yeah and its always been half a slice IIRC

Twenty years is a loooooonnnng time, tbf.

I'll not be buying another till they give me a whole slice, the cunts.

 

[Biddlybee]

Yes I KNOW! I like the plastic cheese slice, ffs - who doesn't but HALF a slice!?!

I don't, I really don't

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I had one of them. The crispy onions were more soft and a bit soggy onions than crispy which made it a bit of a failburger I must say. Could be nice if done properly I suppose.

I've yet to experience soggy onions in my Steakhouse.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

The Darren Burger:

Despite the excellent name, what say ye on NUTTY OR BROWN BREAD in a burger? Wrong as feckin horses that.

It's like cigarette companies advertising that they use organically produced cigarette paper.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I couldn't find many...

This is one of my burgers - could've done with more melty cheese, and a better bun.
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Meatwagon burger - they do new fangled steaming business when they cook it.
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Honest burger - they are pricey, but I quite like em - good bun that doesn't disintegrate, and their chips are lush.
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This was one of jolivers places up north, only place we could find open, was a horrible tasteless burger, the fella only had a couple of bites of his.
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Take out the big bit of lettuce and this is the best burger I've had yet... not sure I can pin my finger on why, the bun is not too sweet brioche I think, the meat is really good quality and they don't skimp on the bacon and cheese, but don't overdo it either... top of my list so far
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(I like food and taking photos of it )

A burger is wrong, philosophically, if you aren't able to include some of both pieces of bun, plus the ingredients in the middle, in one bite.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Yep. Including a few carrot slices in there as well.

Darren should be visited by men in masks, brandishing socks with peeled baby carrots in the end of them.

 

[UnderOpenSky]

A burger is wrong, philosophically, if you aren't able to include some of both pieces of bun, plus the ingredients in the middle, in one bite.

Aye....get's to the point it's not longer the burger experiance. If they want to make them truelly huge they need to increase the diameter rather then the depth.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Aye....get's to the point it's not longer the burger experiance. If they want to make them truelly huge they need to increase the diameter rather then the depth.

I agree. The height of food shouldn't be more than this:

 

[UrbaneFox]

Its like when you're a kid and your logic is all stupid and you don't know the rules of life really, and you think, 'hey, I like coke, and I like milk, and I like orange juice, so if I mix them all together it'll make the BEST DRINK EVER and everyone will wonder why they hadn't thought of it then I'll get rich and buy a plane and fly to the moon '

Then you try it and it's like errgh, now I know why nobody else has made this.

Are you that 'Terry Christian' posing as Yeltman?

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

There are no rules in love and burgers!

It's often easier to get a burger than it is to get sex, though.

 

[kittyP]

Anything?! What about parsnips? Gravy? Your shoes? DURAN DURAN?? THERE ARE RULES DAMMIT.......

...

THERE SHOULD BE RULES DAMMIT

Oooh gravey could work

 

[kittyP]

A burger is wrong, philosophically, if you aren't able to include some of both pieces of bun, plus the ingredients in the middle, in one bite.

I'm good at squashing.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

I'm good at squashing.

Sometimes with some of those really tall burgers, I'll turn it sideways and work at it the way you would an open crotch, except with biting included.

 

[kittyP]

Sometimes with some of those really tall burgers, I'll turn it sideways and work at it the way you would an open crotch, except with biting included.

Wtf?

 

[twentythreedom]

JC3 rescues another thread from a fate of lack-of-WTFness again!

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

Wtf?

Do I need to draw a diagram?

Take a tall burger. Turn it sideways.

Bob's your uncle.

 

[Johnny Canuck3]

It also works for really big smoked meat sandwiches.

 

[UnderOpenSky]

Dear god...I like huge quantaties of red meat to be devoured with the hands, but those pics make me want to reach for a knife and fork.

 

[Miss Caphat]

I like the Hawaiian: grilled fresh pineapple, bbq sauce, and cheddar.
Or sauteed mushrooms, bacon, and swiss cheese.

 

[joustmaster]

There are few things worse in life than seeing some one eat a Burger with cutlery

 

[Greebo]

It also works for really big smoked meat sandwiches.

I like meat as much as the next nonvegetarian but there's far too much meat in those.

 

[Greebo]

Dear god...I like huge quantaties of red meat to be devoured with the hands, but those pics make me want to reach for a knife and fork.

I'd cheat - remove the top, then pick off the meat with your fingers.

 

[sheothebudworths]

I don't, I really don't

Oh, Biddly

 

[Cid]

Do I need to draw a diagram?

Take a tall burger. Turn it sideways.

Bob's your uncle.

Was it Bob on Goatse then?

 

[Badgers]

Quite fancy a burger today. Likely topped with fried peppers, jalapeños, onions and cheese. Possibly with salsa. Definitely on a lightly toasted white bap. Maybe with bacon, outside chance of a mushroom.

 

[UnderOpenSky]

I'd cheat - remove the top, then pick off the meat with your fingers.

It's not really the burger experience though is it?

 

[Firky]

Sometimes with some of those really tall burgers, I'll turn it sideways and work at it the way you would an open crotch, except with biting included.

 

[Boppity]

I had a big mac because of this thread. It was a little disappointing. Needs more meat and more cheese, and more meat.

 

[joustmaster]

I had a big mac because of this thread. It was a little disappointing. Needs more meat and more cheese, and more meat.

What you should have done is...
Bought two double cheese burger, thrown away the bottom bits of bread, and created a quadruple cheese burger.
Try not to look ashamed whilst you do it.

 

[Boppity]

What you should have done is...
Bought two double cheese burger, thrown away the bottom bits of bread, and created a quadruple cheese burger.
Try not to look ashamed whilst you do it.

Ashamed?? I'd be fucking proud.