ShiftyBagLady
Thinks she is a flower to be looked at
I'd do petty much anything for an honest burger right now.
This bloody thread
This bloody thread
Burger Thread. Yes!
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UnderOpenSky
baseline neural therapy
There are few places Id want to be less then that bit of Northampton on a Friday/Saturday night.
UnderOpenSky
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DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
true, it is a hefty price to pay for a megamac
Yetman
Cheesecar Fucksquad #1
Don't start on the shite burgers. What about these eh? Dirty Burger Van burgers. Weirdly sweet, stale, seeded buns. No lettuce or tomato or anything like that, just dry bread, a burnt burger that's been on the fryer all day, a discount brand bulk buy cheese flavour slice, and a wobbly bit of pretty much raw bacon. Add your own sauce (Red or Brown) to taste 
Only about £7
Only about £7
DotCommunist
So many particulars. So many questions.
to be served with tea thats been in the urn since 4 am and now is pretty much distilled tannin
Burger Lad®
My Burger Finalist 2014
If ever in Cheltenham check out Real Burger http://www.realburgercheltenham.com/
And Bristol/Oxford there is the amazing Atomic Burger http://atomicburger.co.uk/
And Bristol/Oxford there is the amazing Atomic Burger http://atomicburger.co.uk/
ShiftyBagLady
Thinks she is a flower to be looked at
One must have standards. Mine are pretty low but at least I have 'em.Snob.
Callum91
Let them eat cock
Yet usually always pretty decent. Not sure how they manage it. I must be exceedingly lucky to have never had a duff one.Don't start on the shite burgers. What about these eh? Dirty Burger Van burgers. Weirdly sweet, stale, seeded buns. No lettuce or tomato or anything like that, just dry bread, a burnt burger that's been on the fryer all day, a discount brand bulk buy cheese flavour slice, and a wobbly bit of pretty much raw bacon. Add your own sauce (Red or Brown) to taste
Only about £7
BoatieBird
Well-Known Member
Aldi have started selling brioche burgers buns.
Only 99p for 4
I bought some last night and will test them and report back.
Only 99p for 4
I bought some last night and will test them and report back.
I'd do petty much anything for an honest burger right now.
This bloody thread
I would sell my granny in a heartbeat for one of those
Don't start on the shite burgers. What about these eh? Dirty Burger Van burgers. Weirdly sweet, stale, seeded buns. No lettuce or tomato or anything like that, just dry bread, a burnt burger that's been on the fryer all day, a discount brand bulk buy cheese flavour slice, and a wobbly bit of pretty much raw bacon. Add your own sauce (Red or Brown) to taste
Only about £7
That's so annoying!!!
BUT there is nothing more wonderful than the end of a gig, you're piling out in crowds and the aroma of fried onions is so seductive....you spot the bright colours of a burger fan - with short queues!!! You are ravenous with hunger and devour a scrumptious burger or hot dog with a coke.
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Callum91
Let them eat cock
You then feel the need to shower afterwards...and eat a nice, healthy salad. Cleanse all the shite from your systemThat's so annoying!!!
. Or is that just me... 
8ball
Decolonise colons!
That's so annoying!!!
That's made me hungry, dammit!
Ranbay
The same rules apply
TOOWOOMBA mother Kylie Steger's appetite for fast food has been ruined by a rude surprise at the bottom of a burger box.
Mrs Steger was irate after lifting up her Hungry Jack's hamburger last Thursday to find a crude picture of a penis drawn on the inside of the box.
She said grabbing a takeaway dinner for her husband and two children from the Alderley St outlet had been a regular habit.
"Every week we get takeaway because we are always late with football and netball for the kids," Mrs Steger said.
"It is like a little treat."
Mrs Steger said the weekly dinner stop would now come to an end.
"It literally made me sick," she said.
"If they have drawn that in there, what else have they done to my burger?"
She said she was grateful the burger did not go to her children.
"I'll never buy another burger from there again."
She said the store had been notified of her complaint.
A Hungry Jack's spokesman said the company was treating the complaint "very seriously" and had launched an internal investigation to determine the facts.
BoatieBird
Well-Known Member
That women is a real sour puss!
It combines my two favourite things: food and badly drawn penis's
One of the students drew a penis on a corrugated cardboard box in my classroom and the resulting wobbly ness of it was so hilarious we kept it for years and looked at it everytime we needed cheering up
Agreed. It's penises.penis's?
I thought that, due to the gloriously named band rudimentary penii. But it turns out not: it's either penes or penises.
High Voltage
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Now, you see, I took this to be the rantings of a mad man - what with the ant-cat thing and all
And then young Callum simply nails it, in what can only have been the briefest of lucid moments, where (my bold) he states quite clearly what I've felt would be a winner for years - McDs all day breakfast
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Cheesypoof - you've been an employee at McDs - correct?
If so, given your inside knowledge of how the machine works - what would / could happen in this scenario
Customer orders 2 big macs - is prepared to pay for 2 big macs - but wants the top bun of one big mac and the bottom of the other big mac NOT USED and the 2 nearly complete big macs put on top of each other - vioIá (sic) - a double big mac, through the back door (fnar)
If so, given your inside knowledge of how the machine works - what would / could happen in this scenario
Customer orders 2 big macs - is prepared to pay for 2 big macs - but wants the top bun of one big mac and the bottom of the other big mac NOT USED and the 2 nearly complete big macs put on top of each other - vioIá (sic) - a double big mac, through the back door (fnar)
Callum91
Let them eat cock
Always seemed a no brainer to me, people work all sorts of shifts and all weird manner of hour patterns, why should they have to eat breakfast between the traditional hours? It's 2014- the age of the Zero hour contract, Mr.Average Man would like his egg and sausage McMuffin at 7:49pm and yes, he wants pancakes and a hash brown with that. Don't like the idea? Say goodbye to my custom and your profits! I don't always want burger & fries just 'cos my watch tells me it's night time.
Edit: Plus, on reflection, I'd say their breakfast menu is the best food they make.
High Voltage
In the top 97% of Urban's most interesting posters
Abso-bloody-lutely - by a country mile
I noticed early on in the thread there was a bit of a spat between BK and McDs. I'm really trying to cut down on my meat intake, my red meat intake even more so and my red meat of uncertain provence in particular so burgers in general have pretty much fallen by the wayside for me. Not saying never, but they are of a sufficient rarity now that they are a memorable treat rather than a mere - I'm hungry, feed me right. The last burger I had was a BK double something - granted the bun did fall apart, much to my annoyance - but overall was not too bad, certainly better than my haziest recollection of my last McD and the fries are (as previously stated) by far superior imho to the other fast food franchises
And like young Cheesypoof - I take a leaf out of her book - not to get an intentionally fresh cooked burger - I take more of the Wendy's approach - your right, it is MY burger and I will have it my way, thank you very much
Callum91
Let them eat cock
I've always thought that BK make the better burger, too. Wouldn't agree on the chips though, always went for BK's onion rings in their place. It's like anything isn't it, do it too often and the shine wears off.
