Elpenor
a clown’s heart and a mandolin
Aha. It looked crisp like. Don’t think there’s an Honest burger near here. Used to like them when I lived in Reading - the chips are too salty though.’Jollof sauce. Plantain crisps?
Aha. It looked crisp like. Don’t think there’s an Honest burger near here. Used to like them when I lived in Reading - the chips are too salty though.’Jollof sauce. Plantain crisps?
Brioche bunSit down burger
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Just how do you eat something like that?Sit down burger
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Open very wide and dribbleJust how do you eat something like that?
Why don’t they build out instead of up? You’d end up with a pizza size hamburger you could cut into slices.Just how do you eat something like that?
Or just make it eatableWhy don’t they build out instead of up? You’d end up with a pizza size hamburger you could cut into slices.
Why don’t they build out instead of up? You’d end up with a pizza size hamburger you could cut into slices.
I had a McPlant burger from McDonalds the other day, and I'm pleased to say it was reasonably good. To the point where I'll just order it from now on instead of the beef version.
Both brilliant and disgraceful.Five guys. Wanted a burger but couldn’t be arsed with a table service and wait around joint but didn’t want maccies type shite either.
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Make it half the fucking size! Burgers aren't for sharing. That'd be like double dipping twats at a party."super sized sharing beef burger".
Nope.
How do do share it? Like Hungry Hippos?
I've not been to one of your parties.Make it half the fucking size! Burgers aren't for sharing. That'd be like double dipping twats at a party.
Did you get the Cajun fries with that?Five guys. Wanted a burger but couldn’t be arsed with a table service and wait around joint but didn’t want maccies type shite either.
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My breakfasts are probably the only reason people come to my parties.I've not been to one of your parties.
Still early though.
And I bet you lay on a fab brekkie in the morning
It looks like it just shat itself during a bout of explosive diarrhea.
A burger hiding in puff pastry
It's a burger WellingtonA burger hiding in puff pastry
Of course!!!!Did you get the Cajun fries with that?
I think of them as being an essential part of the experience.
Of course it is, stupid me.It's a burger Wellington
Not something that needed to be invented IMOIt's a burger Wellington