Burger Thread. Yes!

[Chz]

There's a bloke at my work who eats his burgers upside down.

UPSIDE DOWN!

I've told him.

But... Why? I mean, I eat baguettes upside down sometimes so as not to shred the roof of my mouth even more than it is already. But burger buns shouldn't be crunchy.

 

[ringo]

But... Why? I mean, I eat baguettes upside down sometimes so as not to shred the roof of my mouth even more than it is already. But burger buns shouldn't be crunchy.

I know. I think it's because he's management. Which makes it even more fun to tell him off and put him on the back foot

 

[Badgers]

20% off burgers nationwide

 

[High Voltage]

Arse

Sorry, but we couldn't find any venues at this location.

 

[mwgdrwg]

Got this "Belly Buster" from a van, £5.10. It was bloody gorgeous!

 

[Badgers]

Looks decent

In a proper roll/bap/bun as well

 

[twentythreedom]

I had a £7 burger the other day, it was in a cheap floury bun that was dry and fell apart

Bun quality is extremely important but often overlooked.

£7 for what a burger van would charge £2.50 max.

Bastards

 

[Badgers]

Large white bap (sesame seeds optional) toasted on the inside but not outside.

No Brioche bollocks

 

[TruXta]

Large white bap (sesame seeds optional) toasted on the inside but not outside.

No Brioche bollocks

A good brioche bun is a fine vessel for a burger, you dirty heathen.

 

[Badgers]

A good brioche bun is a fine vessel for a burger, you dirty heathen.

Sugary hipster fad

 

[twentythreedom]

Saw a burger in a split doughnut with sticky side inwards on Man v Food once. Grim

 

[twentythreedom]

I want just a good quality fresh bap, toasted on the inside.

It's not fucking rocket science

 

[Badgers]

Saw a burger in a split doughnut with sticky side inwards on Man v Food once. Grim

FFS

 

[twentythreedom]

FFS

Yeah I know right? WTAF is wrong with people

 

[twentythreedom]

Like this. I mean, look at it. FFS

 

[TruXta]

Sugary hipster fad

As if you'd refuse a burger served in a brioche bun.

 

[Badgers]

As if you'd refuse a burger served in a brioche bun.

Depends on the circumstances. If I was a guest at your home for a BBQ and you served burgers in brioche buns I would eat them. If I was looking at a pub/restaurant menu and the burgers were in brioche buns then I would go for something else.

 

[Pickman's model]

Depends on the circumstances. If I was a guest at your home for a BBQ and you served burgers in brioche buns I would eat them. If I was looking at a pub/restaurant menu and the burgers were in brioche buns then I would go for something else.

ice cream is very nice in a brioche bun.

burgers less so.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Badgers

weighs 7lbs and contains five beef patties, five hot dogs, eight slices of bacon, 20 slices of cheese and heaps of fries and chicken tenders

Costs $75 at a football ground in Arizona.

NFL stadium food: cheese, meat and the $75, 7lbs burger – in pictures

 

[Badgers]

$75

FFS

 

[farmerbarleymow]

$75

FFS

I thought you'd like it, given it contains lots of processed 'meat'.

 

[Badgers]

I thought you'd like it, given it contains lots of processed 'meat'.

Am sure it is great

The 'tall' burgers annoy me as they fall apart.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Am sure it is great

The 'tall' burgers annoy me as they fall apart.

Put it in a hydraulic press to make it a more manageable height.

 

[Badgers]

 

[twentythreedom]

Capitalism

 

[cybershot]

Am going to this on Saturday. Not quite sure how I intend to eat so many burgers! Any advice?

Burger Fest | Digbeth , Birmingham Food & Drink Reviews | DesignMyNight

 

[Badgers]

Any advice?

Just eat one

 

[cybershot]

Just eat one

Will be impossible to resist, pretty much all of the burger heavyweights from Brum are on the lineup (minus Meat shack) I guess it's just a case of pacing myself!

 

[joustmaster]

 

[Badgers]

Will be impossible to resist, pretty much all of the burger heavyweights from Brum are on the lineup (minus Meat shack) I guess it's just a case of pacing myself!

Maybe they will offer sliders