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Britain’s best and worst seaside towns

If you're heading that way...you might like to check out the bleak, marshy beauty of Seasalter as you're heading past?

If you wanted to/had time you could turn left off the Thanet Way (A299) (about 1km after going under Brenley roundabout at the end of the M2) head West, towards Faversham, for a couple of hundred metres, the take the right onto Head Hill going through the hamlets of Goodenstone & Graveney before getting to the marshes & Seaslater. Parking anywhere behind the beach is free & plentiful.

Take your binoculars to look West up the Swale estuary towards the Medway, out over to the Isle of Sheppey and East towards Whitstable & the Kentish flats wind farm. You might even see the Redsands forts?

If the weather is with you, the views can be great, not forgetting the views inland, back across the marshes towards the Blean ridge, Boughton hill and the ever-present dip slopes and ridge of the North Downs.

To get out, the easiest thing is to tootle along towards Whitstable and take a right when Joy lane meets the Canterbury road, go up Borstal Hill and then along the old Thanet Way for a couple of hundred metres and then take the right onto the 'new' Thanet Way (A299) to zoom along to Reculver?

I'm massively biased, but I love it down there.
nah, its bleak and shit, and the views are of essex, fuck that
 
Do you know, despite being very old, and having spent the first ten years of my life in the SE, I don't think I have ever had a holiday on - or even visited - a beach east of Poole or South of Great Yarmouth...

We headed for the sunniest and driest of the weather rather than the beaches themselves as we were camping and we were just very lucky that it coincided with the heatwave, so we had no rain at all, and the sea was just amazing. It's all pebble beaches but we found patches of sand like in the pic above. My eldest (12) also really liked the cool little shops in Brighton and wants to live there.
 
I grew up on Canvey Island and rest assured, we used to say the same about Kent :D
Of course...and you've just reminded me that I haven't watched my Oil City Confidential DVD in ages!

Beadles off to DVD shelf....
 
Do you know, despite being very old, and having spent the first ten years of my life in the SE, I don't think I have ever had a holiday on - or even visited - a beach east of Poole or South of Great Yarmouth...

We swam off a beach just east of Weymouth on Monday, was cold, but just at the limit of bearable; goosebumps on legs, yet still pleasant just to float in the water, was quite lovely. Plus there was a floating platform about 40 metres out, which always excites and was great as 7 year old BB2 and a few of her mates were there and they all just dived in to the sea and swam straight there. Cannot get my head around people who don't teach their kids to swim, but a huge number of her cohorts wouldn't be able to do that at all.
 
We headed for the sunniest and driest of the weather rather than the beaches themselves as we were camping and we were just very lucky that it coincided with the heatwave, so we had no rain at all, and the sea was just amazing. It's all pebble beaches but we found patches of sand like in the pic above. My eldest (12) also really liked the cool little shops in Brighton and wants to live there.

I much prefer pebble beaches than sand. I mean sand is lovely to walk along and look at, but a right pain for hanging out on. I took my partner to Brighton beach a few years ago after going on about how lovely it was, and she was like "What the fuck? It's full of stones. That's shit, where's the sand?" :mad: Fucking heathen. She did also liken Brighton to Thailand, and was quite bemused at the sight of it all, which is fair enough tbh.
 
Or better depending how many died.

Well that plus its a seaside town so guessing no tourist has not helped

was down there the sunday before the UK got locked down and you could just see the pubs/sea side attractions and cafes

telling their staff to go home as there was no work

guessing a lot of it is seasonal as well :/
 
The castle is superb probably one of the best in Britain and you can see the sea from the Castle but is it a seaside attraction and does it make Dover a good seaside town.
 
That said, as a kid I did swim from the harbour beach a few times...but i can't believe that the water in the harbour can be that good for you?

And this :eek:
 
When I was 14 me and three mates convinced our parents it would be good if we went to Boulogne via Dover on our BMX’s.

We took the train from Waterloo East and made it to the ferry port, we boarded the ferry with no tickets and had to travel as if car passengers, just left the bikes against the wall. Rode off the other end and bought a couple of slabs of beer each and ferried back to Blighty, dossed on the seafront (council cunts put studs in benches to make it painful in the shelters) climbed the castle the next day and found boarded up tunnels, broke in and they were untouched
since the 40’s, we spent a good three hours in there, looking at maps and orders and shit. Then headed back to London. You have to pay to go there now and I would imagine it ain’t as good as it was then...
 
When I was 14 me and three mates convinced our parents it would be good if we went to Boulogne via Dover on our BMX’s.

We took the train from Waterloo East and made it to the ferry port, we boarded the ferry with no tickets and had to travel as if car passengers, just left the bikes against the wall. Rode off the other end and bought a couple of slabs of beer each and ferried back to Blighty, dossed on the seafront (council cunts put studs in benches to make it painful in the shelters) climbed the castle the next day and found boarded up tunnels, broke in and they were untouched
since the 40’s, we spent a good three hours in there, looking at maps and orders and shit. Then headed back to London. You have to pay to go there now and I would imagine it ain’t as good as it was then...
On the old BVPs?
 
on the correct side of the thames now though, so order has been restored ;)

meanwhile bad news for the worlds most expensive sheds - video:

I hope the twats that rent out those huts (and who control all the other trade on Woolacombe beach) have lost a lot of money.
 
I might as well out myself. Due to many happy holidays there in my long-distant childhood, I have a massive soft spot for the whole North Norfolk coast - sheringham, Cromer, Hunstanton etc.
e3a; edited to change north Yorkshire to north Norfolk, typo earlier due to rush posting. sorry:oops:
 
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