BrewDog: yet another hip company using 'rebel' language to sell its stuff

[teuchter]

It's depressing that there are people who now actually want Brewdog to treat their staff badly, because they don't want to have to accept that the company has made an effort to improve.

These people are the real enemies of hospitality workers. Literally worse than James Watt.

 

[krtek a houby]

It's depressing that there are people who now actually want Brewdog to treat their staff badly, because they don't want to have to accept that the company has made an effort to improve.

These people are the real enemies of hospitality workers. Literally worse than James Watt.

It's depressing that there's shit trolls who actually make up stuff about others, because they have nothing better to do in their empty lives.

These people are the real enemies of urban.

 

[Spymaster]

enemies of urban.

 

[equationgirl]

It's depressing that there are people who now actually want Brewdog to treat their staff badly, because they don't want to have to accept that the company has made an effort to improve.

These people are the real enemies of hospitality workers. Literally worse than James Watt.

Nobody wants an employer to treat their employees badly.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

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It's like they've sat down and tried to work out how to annoy this thread the most.

 

[Spymaster]

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It's like they've sat down and tried to work out how to annoy this thread the most.

I'll look forward to that. Sounds genuinely inspirational.

 

[PR1Berske]

I'll look forward to that. Sounds genuinely inspirational.

 

[brogdale]

Straight to those DVDs on the bottom rail of the British Heart.

 

[hash tag]

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It's like they've sat down and tried to work out how to annoy this thread the most.

I shall try and contain my excitement

 

[Spymaster]

Straight to those DVDs on the bottom rail of the British Heart.

Like you won't be at the front of the queue, Broggers!

 

[brogdale]

Maybe straight to Cineworld 4DX with all the smells and spray from opening their cans of piss?

 

[T & P]

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It's like they've sat down and tried to work out how to annoy this thread the most.

We should do an Urban outing and watch it together at The Ritzy.

 

[equationgirl]

Like you won't be at the front of the queue, Broggers!

He can't be, you'll be there buying every single copy!

 

[Spymaster]

He can't be, you'll be there buying every single copy!

I'll certainly buy a few. I'll use them as instructional videos on how to set-up and run the perfect business.

 

[Spymaster]

We should do an Urban outing and watch it together at The Ritzy.

Outstanding idea

 

[brogdale]

So everyone agrees it'll be straight to DVD, then?

I mean really, what sort of wrong'un would actually go to the cinema to watch a 2 hour puff piece about these corporate monsters?

 

[hash tag]

Outstanding idea

Nah. Get a special showing arranged in a brew dog bar.

 

[Cerv]

So everyone agrees it'll be straight to DVD, then?

I mean really, what sort of wrong'un would actually go to the cinema to watch a 2 hour puff piece about these corporate monsters?

straight to youtube.
won't ever get a physical media release.

 

[brogdale]

Nah. Get a special showing arranged in a brew dog bar.

To his credit, not even Spy would turn up in that case.

 

[Spymaster]

Nah. Get a special showing arranged in a brew dog bar.

How about we screen it in The Albert?

That way their management can benefit directly and learn how to run a profitable pub where your customers don't stick to everything they touch. Result!

 

[hash tag]

If you want to go to a real pub, one full of atmosphere and charm and errr, The Palm Tree?

 

[equationgirl]

So everyone agrees it'll be straight to DVD, then?

I mean really, what sort of wrong'un would actually go to the cinema to watch a 2 hour puff piece about these corporate monsters?

James Watt would.

 

[teuchter]

It's like they've sat down and tried to work out how to annoy this thread the most.

They'll have been pleased with how much market research this thread has provided them with for free. It'll have identified for them all the things that are guaranteed to get a rise out of somewhat gullible people; their core target market in this instance.

 

[brogdale]

They'll have been pleased with how much market research this thread has provided them with for free. It'll have identified for them all the things that are guaranteed to get a rise out of somewhat gullible people; their core target market in this instance.

So somewhat gullible people who Brewdog "can get a rise out of" are their core target market? Have you thought this through?

 

[Funky_monks]

Ooooo an "American style IPA yet brewed in the home of IPA, the UK" movie....

Will it be called "Grapefruit"?

 

[teuchter]

So somewhat gullible people who Brewdog "can get a rise out of" are their core target market? Have you thought this through?

They'll want as many people talking about their film as possible. It's not that hard to understand is it?

 

[brogdale]

They'll want as many people talking about their film as possible. It's not that hard to understand is it?

Who will?

 

[krtek a houby]

They'll have been pleased with how much market research this thread has provided them with for free. It'll have identified for them all the things that are guaranteed to get a rise out of somewhat gullible people; their core target market in this instance.

What, 2 or 3 has been trolls?

Lol.

 

[Spymaster]

Ooooo an "American style IPA yet brewed in the home of IPA, the UK" movie....

Will it be called "Grapefruit"?

What is it with these grapefruit beers that people find so appealing? It's a modern trend because even 10 years ago this stuff was unheard of. Nowadays pretty much every brewery has at least one grapefruit beer, and Brewdog have scores of them that punters can't seem to get enough of. Their Elvis Juice, tastes like unsweetened grapefruit, lemon, and lime, and smells like an accident in a perfume factory.

I've a theory that people don't actually like them but drink them anyway because they want to be part of "the crowd", in the same way that the anti-BD posters on here find comfort in group-think instead of forming their own opinions.

 

[dessiato]

I like grapefruit, and other citrus fruit. I like IPA beers. My wife does too. I can't think of any of my friends who like it as much as I do, but it is very popular among them.