BrewDog: yet another hip company using 'rebel' language to sell its stuff

[Chilli.s]

I'm just amazed that it's possible to get a forest in a little can with a skull on it

 

[Spymaster]

Add greenwashing to their list of cuntiness:

Lost Forest: why is BrewDog’s green scheme causing controversy?

Firm has pledged to plant huge forest in Scotland, but some of its environmental claims have raised eyebrows

www.theguardian.com

You have to agree though, it's still an outstanding project.

 

[Orang Utan]

You have to agree though, it's still an outstanding project.

Not necessarily. Read the article

 

[nastyned]

Brewdog are trying to portray their criticism as a small number of disgruntled employees and have even named one they're singling out as the ring leader: BREWDOG TRIGGERS OFCOM COMPLAINT OVER BBC DOCUMENTARY

The open letter from Punks With Purpose has been signed by well over 300 people! An Open Letter to BrewDog, Punks With Purpose

 

[two sheds]

Brewdog are trying to portray their criticism as a small number of disgruntled employees and have even named one they're singling out as the ring leader: BREWDOG TRIGGERS OFCOM COMPLAINT OVER BBC DOCUMENTARY

The open letter from Punks With Purpose has been signed by well over 300 people! An Open Letter to BrewDog, Punks With Purpose

Great marketing

 

[equationgirl]

You have to agree though, it's still an outstanding project.

Why do you think it's such an outstanding project?

 

[Spymaster]

Not necessarily. Read the article

I did.

 

[Spymaster]

Why do you think it's such an outstanding project?

For obvious reasons

 

[equationgirl]

For obvious reasons

Oh you're doing that annoying thing, instead of putting forward actual reasons. Awesome.

 

[PR1Berske]

Oh you're doing that annoying thing, instead of putting forward actual reasons. Awesome.

"James Wattaboutery"

 

[Spymaster]

Oh you're doing that annoying thing, instead of putting forward actual reasons. Awesome.

Nonsense.

 

[Orang Utan]

Nonsense.

you've willingly fallen for their greenwashing schtick then. who's the sucker now?

 

[PR1Berske]

you've willingly fallen for their greenwashing schtick then. who's the sucker now?

He'll just reply with a one word answer, don't provoke it.

 

[equationgirl]

One cryptic word answer PR1Berske don't forget the cryptic.

 

[Spymaster]

One cryptic word answer PR1Berske don't forget the cryptic.

Recondite?

 

[equationgirl]

Recondite?

Proving my point nicely, Spy.

It doesn't make you look clever, it just makes you look evasive, like you're dodging the question. Not really a a discussion of the Brewdog greenwashing, is it?

 

[Spymaster]

Proving my point nicely, Spy.

It doesn't make you look clever, it just makes you look evasive, like you're dodging the question. Not really a a discussion of the Brewdog greenwashing, is it?

Do you think the program is a bad thing then?

 

[two sheds]

Well there is this: Corporate tree-planting drive in Scotland ‘risks widening rural inequality’

 

[Orang Utan]

Well there is this: Corporate tree-planting drive in Scotland ‘risks widening rural inequality’

Which is covered briefly in the article Spymaster has read

 

[Spymaster]

Which is covered briefly in the article Spymaster has read

Which one?

I'm channelling most of my intellect into sorting out Ukraine on Urban at the moment, so you'll have to help me out.

 

[Orang Utan]

Which one?

I'm channelling most of my intellect into sorting out Ukraine on Urban at the moment, so you'll have to help me out.

The article we’re discussing right now as well you know

 

[Spymaster]

The article we’re discussing right now as well you know

Now who's being evasive?

 

[AverageJoe]

What a time to be alive eh.

Grow up everyone

 

[Orang Utan]

Now who's being evasive?

Now who’s being obtuse?

Lost Forest: why is BrewDog’s green scheme causing controversy?

Firm has pledged to plant huge forest in Scotland, but some of its environmental claims have raised eyebrows

www.theguardian.com

 

[equationgirl]

Do you think the program is a bad thing then?

I think Brewdog can't keep their facts straight about exactly what this programme is or what it will do.

 

[Spymaster]

Now who’s being obtuse?

Lost Forest: why is BrewDog’s green scheme causing controversy?

Firm has pledged to plant huge forest in Scotland, but some of its environmental claims have raised eyebrows

www.theguardian.com

Can you summarise your objections for those of us with less time on our hands, please?

 

[equationgirl]

Which one?

I'm channelling most of my intellect into sorting out Ukraine on Urban at the moment, so you'll have to help me out.

A novel excuse.

 

[Spymaster]

A novel excuse.

One Day In The Life Of Ivan Denisovich?

 

[Orang Utan]

Can you summarise your objections for those of us with less time on our hands, please?

Not if you haven’t done us the courtesy of reading the article

 

[Spymaster]

Grow up everyone

Wrong thread.