Best Shooting Stars Clips/Quotes/Lines/Slapstick

[Jay Park]

Might not have as much legs as the almighty Father Ted thread, but in the same vein, I’d like to have a go with SS cos when it was good it was amazingly so. So....

 

[Throbbing Angel]

Might not have as much legs as the almighty Father Ted thread....

Oh I dunno - plenty to mine in SS

This has made me smile for years

 

[Jay Park]

Oh I dunno - plenty to mine in SS

This has made me smile for years

I still piss my pants at that after 100 views

‘Go on George, peanuts’

 

[Throbbing Angel]

 

[Jay Park]

John Vegas unable to contain himself after that song

 

[Throbbing Angel]

 

[Jay Park]

‘has it got plumage?’

 

[Throbbing Angel]

"How about a skewered fish coil with a fizzy porridge style gravy!?"

 

[Jay Park]

"How about a skewered fish coil with a fizzy porridge style gravy!?"

That one was close to the bone for me

 

[Bus Honeygun]

'Siiiiiid!'

 

[Gerry1time]

All of George Dawes, every single bit of it.





(The end of this one after the song is especially good...)

 

[Mumbles274]

Bob does Ray mears

 

[stavros]

 

[strung out]

Not Shooting Stars, but as an accompaniment to the Masterchef clip earlier, this has haunted me for years...

 

[stavros]

There don't seem to be as many isolated clips of this as Father ted available online, although you do get whole episodes. The introductions of the guests, done by Our Graham of Blind Date fame no less, are always quality:

 

[Indeliblelink]

John Peel in a pram cracked me up.

 

[UrbaneFox]

Big Baby shouting "I don't like the look of your face" at the end of a round.

No idea where to find the clip.

 

[Jay Park]

Matt Lucas before he properly started picking on the working class

 

[Jay Park]

 

[stavros]

I reckon this thread might do better business on the TV board.

 

[ska invita]

Happened to watch this yesterday.... laugh i did
Star in their Eyes with Matthew Kelly

 

[stavros]

"True or false: to save energy they turn Niagara Falls off at night."

 

[SpookyFrank]

Both hilarious and indistinguishable from the original.

 

[Throbbing Angel]

 

[Jay Park]

"True or false: to save energy they turn Niagara Falls off at night."

“True or False: The Dutch language was first made as a practical joke?”

 

[jakejb79]

Lynne Perrier laughing at the joke.

 

[stavros]

"Name a big dog."
"Alsatian."
"No I'm sorry, it was a Great Dane."

 

[Jay Park]

‘True or false: Ronnie Wood?’

 

[stavros]

 

[stavros]

"She's football crazy,
She's football mad,
I can't think of a footballer Ulrika hasn't had."