So local to you is Lambeth, right? I'm a bit confused cos, based on how you were sounding off about the Red Wall and that earlier, I was assuming that you had some kind of connection to Batley and Spen or something, but it now seems like, being charitable, your earlier posts could have been rephrased as "look at these idiots from Lambeth Labour getting involved in the Batley and Spen by-election, what do they know about life in Batley and Spen? If they were smart, they'd be taking advice from me, some fucking Londoner with no apparent connection to West Yorkshire." I mean, I wouldn't claim to be any great expert on West Yorkshire or anything, but I'm starting to suspect that compared to you I probably look like t'cunt who lost hat on Ilkley Moor.
Front door's for funerals, innit? Anyway, never mind virtual tin bath, where do you keep all t'dartboards and bog roll with pictures of Philip Normal's face on, that incredibly controversial Yorkshire figure that everyone in Yorkshire definitely has a strong opinion on?