Absolutely the only single GE 2017 results thread.

[Raheem]

I'm going to be bold and say the exit poll is a bit optimistic for the Tories.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Hahaha my none-more-new-Labour ex colleague on Facebook 'feels sick' because Corbyn is likely to stay on.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Labour shouldn't have to form a government with the help of nationalists or greens. Again, this isn't a great victory for the left.

It's not a great victory for the left, but it is, if the exit polls are right, a defeat for the Tories. They didn't have to call this election - they called it out of a feeling of certainty not only that they would win but that they would extend their majority.

 

[emanymton]

Labour shouldn't have to form a government with the help of nationalists or greens. Again, this isn't a great victory for the left.

There is more at stake than juat winning the election. If the exit poll is right May is gone and Corbyn is in a stronger position.

 

[DotCommunist]

ming the merciless chats breeze.

 

[danny la rouge]

Yay Hastings rumours.

What are the Hastings rumours? - we have different coverage here.

 

[YouSir]

Whenever a Lib Dem speaks to deny the chances of a coalition I feel more convinced that they'll be in one, or at least siding with Tories, sooner or later.

 

[bimble]

Who is this pink tie man talking now?

 

[Santino]

What are the Hastings rumours? - we have different coverage here.

Normans sighted off the south coast.

 

[kabbes]

Labour shouldn't have to form a government with the help of nationalists or greens. Again, this isn't a great victory for the left.

It's not about who forms a government so much about whether left or right have more seats. The parties pushing some proper social democratic policies are projected to win 304 seats. The Tories are projected to win 314.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

What are the Hastings rumours? - we have different coverage here.

Rudd out. It's a Tory/Lab marginal.

 

[2hats]

Be strong and stable everyone!

 

[chilango]

What are the Hastings rumours? - we have different coverage here.

Amber Rudd in trouble

 

[Artaxerxes]

Fuckin ell.

 

[Sue]

What are the Hastings rumours? - we have different coverage here.

Amber Rudd's on her way out.

 

[Wilf]

At this precise moment I'm recalling what a cunt ming campbell is

 

[emanymton]

Trained to do this? Move boxes?

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Fuck off ming.

 

[emanymton]

My fucking stream keeps cutting out.

 

[not-bono-ever]

I hope Greg Knight is OK- after all, he does work for us

 

[kabbes]

Tim Farron says 'I'm a bit of a Eurosceptic'

UUP, not LD

 

[weltweit]

Hmm .. I have to be up at 6:30am ..

Perhaps I can doze with the radio on ..

 

[Favelado]

A wank, I think.

 

[colacubes]

Go Hastings!

Half of Brixton has moved there in the last 3 years so I wouldn't be surprised

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Half of Brixton has moved there in the last 3 years so I wouldn't be surprised

It's the rich bastards in Rye you have to worry about.

 

[Orang Utan]

A friend of FB posted this quote:
'It's not the despair, Laura. I can take the despair. It's the hope I can't stand'.
Brian Stimpson, Clockwise (John Cleese

 

[JimW]

Should they be making these kids run with full ballot boxes? This is the lax health and safety we can expect under comrade Corbyn.

 

[binka]

At this precise moment I'm recalling what a cunt ming campbell is

Going on about having experience of being burned in a coalition, fuckers wore it as a badge of pride!

 

[Dr. Furface]

Labour shouldn't have to form a government with the help of nationalists or greens. Again, this isn't a great victory for the left.

It's all relative - and relatively this is stunning!

 

[Ted Striker]

Three years away from a general election?

It was the tactical masterplay from the PLP rebels wot won it