Absolutely the only single GE 2017 results thread.

[emanymton]

Not sure why you're laughing

Gallows humour?

 

[danny la rouge]

This is what to compare the exit poll with, and what to keep in mind as the results roll in.

 

[kabbes]

Blimey, here we go then.

 

[Idris2002]

A relation of evelyn?

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Oh it's all going to be so fucking shite

No it's not, it's goin to be fuckin wonderous & win me cash!

 

[sheothebudworths]

*gulp*

 

[Ted Striker]

314! Fuck you

 

[kabbes]

GET IN!

 

[danny la rouge]

EXIT POLL:

Con: 314
Lab: 266
SNP: 34
LDem: 14

 

[Sue]

Dear Lord. I may need to stay up, looking at the exit polls.

 

[Nine Bob Note]

Bye bye, Maybot. Don't forget to kill yourself on the way out!

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

HUNG!!!

I fucking dare you Lib Dems, I just fucking dare you

 

[kabbes]

This is HILARIOUS

 

[magneze]

Oh yeah!

 

[SpookyFrank]

Holy fucking shit. May on suicide watch?

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Fuck that's close. Tory +LibDem is a majority. Wow

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Polls are closed: Results thread is go! I'm off to bed.

 

[Sue]

This is HILARIOUS

I said I'd laugh like a drain if their seats went down. I am.

 

[colacubes]

No overall majority for the Tories on the exit poll

 

[aqua]

Dear Lord. I may need to stay up, looking at the exit polls.

That's exactly what I just said out loud here too

 

[tommers]

Well. That's better than I expected.

 

[Blagsta]

exit poll is interesting!

 

[Wilf]

 

[tommers]

Oh god. Just imagine her face.

 

[Plumdaff]

Fucking bring it on

 

[emanymton]

If the exit poll is right, I will never have been happier to be proved wrong in my life.

 

[Dogsauce]

Fuck. Fucking hell.

I thought I'd be off to bed in a bit. Not going to sleep much now...

Please let this be real.

 

[SpookyFrank]

So much for sleep

 

[Nine Bob Note]

May on suicide watch?

NHS resources are stretched very thin

 

[rutabowa]

Lol.