Absolutely the only single GE 2017 results thread.

[JimW]

Game on!

 

[Corax]

Any combination of coalition that would allow Lab in then?

 

[Mr.Bishie]

Wish I'd had a tenner on a Lab minority now at 10/1

 

[pennimania]

I have come here for some comfort but I can't bring myself to believe in that poll, remember last time. I'm telling myself that at least they'll have to deal with their own shit and won't be able to blame Labour. Cold comfort

 

[tony.c]

Does this mean another GE in the Autumn?

 

[Ted Striker]

Exit poll and this just got sent to me. Genuinely delirious.

 

[8den]

 

[binka]

Any combination of coalition that would allow Lab in then?

They'd be mad to try and form any sort of coalition wouldn't they? Better to let the tories shit the bed with the Lib Dems or the NI lot I would have thought?

 

[Vintage Paw]

It seems perverse to be screaming and jumping up and down when the Tories are winning more seats but AAARRGGGHHHH! COME ON!

 

[kabbes]

I have come here for some comfort but I can't bring myself to believe in that poll, remember last time.

Last time the exit poll was almost spot on.

 

[danny la rouge]

Does this mean another GE in the Autumn?

Showing your age there.

 

[beesonthewhatnow]

Fuck me. This just got interesting.

Let's hope that poll is accurate...

 

[moochedit]

EXIT POLL:

Con: 314
Lab: 266
SNP: 34
LDem: 14

I know we will end up with another shitty goverment at the end of all this ( prob fucking tory & lib dem again ) but for now anyway....

 

[belboid]

Oh god, it's dare to dream time.

 

[chilango]

Let's see some real results...

 

[not-bono-ever]

long night ahead AND I AM READY

 

[aqua]

You know things just got interesting, I just had to dig out my glasses to watch the TV to make sure I didn't miss any notes at the bottom

Now THAT'S a sign of age

 

[Ted Striker]

McDonell being a guvnor on BBC too.

It might not happen, but by christ there's a smirk that's been wiped off a few cunt's faces tonight.

 

[Wilf]

Strange time to be picking on the negatives, but fucking hell if the Labour right had wound their fucking necks in 12 months ago, where would be now?

 

[mk12]

The left celebrating despite the Tories still being the largest party. What have things come to?

 

[Dr. Furface]

Be still my beating heart!

 

[agricola]

Any combination of coalition that would allow Lab in then?

Only a united anti-Tory front. It would be hilarious but is unlikely.

 

[aqua]

McDonell being a guvnor on BBC too.

It might not happen, but by christ there's a smirk that's been wiped off a few cunt's faces tonight.

He was just ace on there. He actually had me shouting in agreement. I haven't shouted at the TV positively in years.

 

[FiFi]

I can live with a hung Parliament!

At least the Tory's can't do their worst

 

[danny la rouge]

Labour pundit (former MP) on BBC Scotland saying Corbyn should still be removed!

 

[binka]

Strange time to be picking on the negatives, but fucking hell if the Labour right had wound their fucking necks in 12 months ago, where would be now?

Would the tories have called an election under those circumstances though?

 

[Sue]

McDonell being a guvnor on BBC too.

It might not happen, but by christ there's a smirk that's been wiped off a few cunt's faces tonight.

Michael Fallon has a very sad face.

 

[Zapp Brannigan]

Any combination of coalition that would allow Lab in then?

Assuming correct exit poll...

Not really. Lab + LD + SNP + PC + GRN = 318.

Tories + Northern Irish is still short. The only viable coalition is CON + LD at 328.

It's a clusterfuck, and May is toast. Fucking toast

 

[Louis MacNeice]

The left celebrating despite the Tories still being the largest party. What have things come to?

Surely it's people being happy at a poll that confounds all expectations at the outset of the campaign. If the result goes the same way then the Tories will have to deal with their shit in a weakened state...which is worth at least a wry smile.

 

[SaskiaJayne]

Does this mean another GE in the Autumn?

I would hope not. Our elected representatives have a duty to cobble something together for the next 5yrs. Fuck any more elections.