Absolutely the only single GE 2017 results thread.

[Wilf]

That's actually not good.

 

[Ted Striker]

Downing St gates to get a makeover?

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Calling me a pleb so y'are eh?

 

[phillm]

Faisal Islam
✔@faisalislam
"If exit poll is near right PM could be the shortest serving inhabitant of Downing St since Andrew Bonar Law in 1922" -

Tories will be queing up to shit in her mouth - lib dem Mark Oaten stylee.

 

[billy_bob]

Let's not get too excited about Newcastle Central. I'm afraid it's going to be a bellwether in the sense that there'll be a small but not insignificant drift to Labour in lots of places where they were definitely going to win anyway...

 

[kabbes]

Can I just say this:

Newcastle Central turnout has grown from 58% to 67%. That's a 21% of the non-voters last time choosing to vote this time. It's the energising of the previous non-voters that is the key, and this is what a lot of us have been saying ever since Corbyn was elected. Again -- it's that 20% scenario in my swing model that was predicting this exit poll.

 

[Lord Camomile]

 

[YouSir]

I saw a cat lying on a Labour poster earlier, that means Corbyn is going to be President of the US too. May as well join in with the omen interpretation eh?

 

[Pickman's model]

Tories will be queing up to shit in her mouth - lib dem Mark Oaten stylee.

I understand it's a recognised fetish

 

[Favelado]

Poll wonk having a bit of Brian Hanhra O'harrahan moment,

 

[The39thStep]

Jesus Christ that John Landsman must be one of the most uninspired lefties I have seen for a while , about as much depth and clarity as a muddy puddle.

 

[strung out]

1-0, now park the bus!

 

[Mation]

Oh that poor polster man Why won't anyone tell him that when he had a nap one side of his hair went up?

 

[Tankus]

the Daleks won in sunderland south

 

[Santino]

Look at that Sunderland lib dem.

 

[agricola]

I saw a cat lying on a Labour poster earlier, that means Corbyn is going to be President of the US too. May as well join in with the omen interpretation eh?

I saw a member of Team GB from London 2012 in our Tesco's earlier, if we are collecting omens.

 

[Favelado]

Daleks won in sunderland south

Brilliant

 

[wiskey]

Daleks won in sunderland south

this was her big TV moment

 

[Mation]

Sunderland is sound

 

[mx wcfc]

Let's not get too excited about Newcastle Central. I'm afraid it's going to be a bellwether in the sense that there'll be a small but not insignificant drift to Labour in lots of places where they were definitely going to win anyway...

Looks similar in Sunderland - safe lab seat, so less of a rise in Lab vote.

 

[phillm]

I understand it's a recognised fetish

add poppers, oranges and lingerie whilst they're at it...hopefully some of the bastards will auto-axphisate during the exit-process.

 

[wiskey]

that LD candidate doesn't look very old!

 

[Wilf]

Fuck, that Sunderland result doesn't look great. That exit poll is shite.

 

[danny la rouge]

Too early to say the exit poll is falling short, but...

 

[wiskey]

I saw a member of Team GB from London 2012 in our Tesco's earlier, if we are collecting omens.

I ran out of marmite and then ripped a massive hole in the van tyre ... today could only get better tbh

 

[scifisam]

that LD candidate doesn't look very old!

Too young to vote for himself

 

[YouSir]

Good evening, we're outside Tim Farron's house... and now we're going to throw eggs at it.

 

[Orang Utan]

100% majority - looking good!

 

[The39thStep]

Sunderland sounds like a Eurovision Song Contest vote from Albania when Katy Boyle was doing it in black and white

 

[billy_bob]

Oh god help us. Tim Farron is a 'kingmaker'

 

[Barking_Mad]