Absolutely the only single GE 2017 results thread.

[Idris2002]

It's on Corbyn's allotment, he shoots trespassers.

History's greatest monster.

 

[The Pale King]

Please let Amber Rudd lose her seat! I would fucking love it

 

[YouSir]

I wish they'd just fucking sit in silence for all the hours where they have nothing of value to say. Maybe play with their phones or something.

 

[Sue]

Coalition builder indeed. It's a tablet.

 

[Carvaged]

I don't think I've ever been so relieved by an Exit Poll before. Goodbye Theresa May, you LOST.

 

[Wilf]

Brexit talks open in 11 days

Ah, Jeremy, come in!

 

[JimW]

They're at the Titanic Centre in Belfast, how unsinkably appropriate

 

[The39thStep]

What's wrong with the Scots? Wasn't the situation a few years ago that the Tories looked like they were going to be extinct ?

 

[The Pale King]

Been canvassing a couple of times the past 2 weeks and did not get the sense that I was going to be pleasantly surprised tonight. Bit worried this poll will be off though...

 

[DotCommunist]

I've missed the cgi

 

[YouSir]

Tim Farron currently phoning party leaders telling them all he's got sweets at his house and his mum will let them stay up late if he can use the toilet in Number 10 once or twice.

 

[Corax]

Labour-Mr Fishfinger coalition on the cards?

 

[Sue]

What's wrong with the Scots? Wasn't the situation a few years ago that the Tories looked like they were going to be extinct ?

Union. Tactical voting on a grand scale.

 

[Wilf]

Been canvassing a couple of times the past 2 weeks and did not get the sense that I was going to be pleasantly surprised tonight. Bit worried this poll will be off though...

have a feeling it is

 

[8den]

If Corbyn gets in by scrapping together a coalition that includes Sinn Fein, I may die laughing.

 

[The39thStep]

They're at the Titanic Centre in Belfast, how unsinkably appropriate

Tried to get into see a film there once , large queues so I nipped to the front but they said women and children first.

 

[Sue]

I've missed the cgi

You really didn't.

 

[Ted Striker]

Still working on key figures to included in the inevitable "Theresa May...Anthony Eden...Margeret Thatcher...Sirrrr Alan Sugar...Rupert Murdoch...Amber Rudd...David Davis...something in Norwegian...something in Norwegian repeated...Can you hear me...Can you hear me...your boys took a hell of a beating...A HELL OF A BEATING" post.

Not getting carried away - still think this is a bloody nose at best, bit I've had a face like a smacked arse the last 24 hours as the steam ran out the campaign. Even if Labour Coalition don't make it over the line, it's a whopping endorsement of Corbynism and a rejection of MSM lead evil.

 

[8den]

 

[kabbes]

Where are all those fuckers who were saying that Corbyn was going to wipe out the Labour party and we had to vote for Yvonne Cooper or Owen Smith instead?

 

[YouSir]

Been canvassing a couple of times the past 2 weeks and did not get the sense that I was going to be pleasantly surprised tonight. Bit worried this poll will be off though...

It will be, not sure how mind. S'all random speculation at the moment isn't it.

 

[Jeff Robinson]

Imagine a DUP-TORY coalition.

 

[YouSir]

Where are all those fuckers who were saying that Corbyn was going to wipe out the Labour party and we had to vote for Yvonne Cooper or Owen Smith instead?

Saying exactly the same thing, only more quietly, to themselves in bitter and hushed tones.

 

[littlebabyjesus]

Imagine a DUP-TORY coalition.

Wow, he's being rather honest here.

 

[Plumdaff]

If the exit poll is right there are some serious fucking questions to be asked of the Welsh Labour leadership.

 

[UnderOpenSky]

Where are all those fuckers who were saying that Corbyn was going to wipe out the Labour party and we had to vote for Yvonne Cooper or Owen Smith instead?

Who?

 

[bimble]

My £10 bet on JC for PM is not lost yet !

 

[binka]

I think it's nice for the NI correspondents that for once people might actually pay attention to what they have to say rather than just changing channels every time they come on

 

[eoin_k]

I'm not a fan of David Mitchell, but his observation that if this poll is as far out as in 1992 it would mean no change for the Tories made me smile.

 

[Wilf]

Sinn Fein MPs have just got to take their seats, if only so that can go and grin heartily at Tory MPs.