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ABE - Where's the HATE?

ABE - Where's the hate?


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ernestolynch

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Where is the source of your hatred?

Group A
The millionaire spit-roasters, classless slags to a man, who actually accept payments of tens of thousands of pounds to play for their nation.
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Group B
The plastic know-nothings covered in flags who only ever watch 'the big games' 'on the telly'.

Group C
The hooligans.

Group D
The FA - who have created such a successful league system most of the top clubs are in debt and their teams have barely any English players.

Group E
The WAGs

Group F
The media who build 'em up, England expects, years of hurt, do it for Sir Bobby and turnip Taylor.

Group G
James Corden etc

Group H
The Anglo-Saxon race and their Norman overlords.

Group I
The Queen.

Group J
All of the above.
 
Groups B, C, E and H are working-class. Only Group E are necessarily class traitors. And they deserve more hate than I give them.
 
K- because no matter how shit England are, they're still better than Scotland/Wales/Ireland......
 
G - James Corden is a total fucking void. He is the stench of piss in Finsbury park tube station.
 
B by a mile, heard someone pick a fantasy team and ask how many goalkeepers were allowed? :facepalm:

Don't understand point D though, how can the clubs debt be the FA's fault? The top league's success is due to the television deal arranged by the premier league and how can that be blamed for club's debt? That's like going bankrupt after you've won the lottery and blaming everyone but yourself.
 
K- because no matter how shit England are, they're still better than Scotland/Wales/Ireland......

To be fair though, that could be because even if you combine the populations of Scotland/Wales/Ireland then it still only amounts to a fifth of England...

Now, if you compare England to other advanced footballing nations with populations of fifty million plus, who could you say is shitter?

Ah. The answer is fucking nobody, isn't it?
 
Don't understand point D though, how can the clubs debt be the FA's fault? The top league's success is due to the television deal arranged by the premier league and how can that be blamed for club's debt? That's like going bankrupt after you've won the lottery and blaming everyone but yourself.

The FA were very weak in facing down the clubs forcing a premier league split tbf
 
To be fair though, that could be because even if you combine the populations of Scotland/Wales/Ireland then it still only amounts to a fifth of England...

Now, if you compare England to other advanced footballing nations with populations of fifty million plus, who could you say is shitter?

Ah. The answer is fucking nobody, isn't it?

Aye
 
To be fair though, that could be because even if you combine the populations of Scotland/Wales/Ireland then it still only amounts to a fifth of England...

Now, if you compare England to other advanced footballing nations with populations of fifty million plus, who could you say is shitter?

Ah. The answer is fucking nobody, isn't it?

Mexico and Russia you could argue. football is much bigger in England than the latter though. you have to say Mexico have been big underachievers, considering they've hosted it twice too.
 
Now, if you compare England to other advanced footballing nations with populations of fifty million plus, who could you say is shitter?

Ah. The answer is fucking nobody, isn't it?
Depends. Give us a list of "advanced footballing nations" and I'll tell you: England's international record is on a par with France and Spain, for instance. Only noticeably worse than Brasil, Italy, Germany and Argentina.
 
Mexico and Russia you could argue. football is much bigger in England than the latter though. you have to say Mexico have been big underachievers, considering they've hosted it twice too.

why, what team sport do the Russians play more than football? The largest sporting insitutions in Russia are all football clubs.
 
Mexico and Russia you could argue. football is much bigger in England than the latter though. you have to say Mexico have been big underachievers, considering they've hosted it twice too.

Mexico are defo underachievers - they are the big players in terms of club football in latin America, and the top talents that aren't picked up by European clubs from latin America tend to end up in Mexico, where wages are a lot higher than Brasil, Argentina etc.

Thing is with Mexico and Russia is that you have to take account of the relative poverty of these nations in comparison to the UK. Maintaining a comprehensive grassroots youth development strategy would be an impossibility in these economies. The UK doesn't have this excuse.
 
Depends. Give us a list of "advanced footballing nations" and I'll tell you: England's international record is on a par with France and Spain, for instance. Only noticeably worse than Brasil, Italy, Germany and Argentina.

How is England's record on a par with France or Spain in recent years? It is nowhere fucking near. France and Spain have both won major competitions in recent years, and French and Spanish players are regularly sought in strong leagues, whereas I can think of only a handful of English players that have played overseas in recent years.

England has a plus fifty million population, the most comprehensive professional club pyramid anywhere in the world, one of the strongest top flights - arguably only matched by Spain - and football is the primary sport. On top of that, the UK is an advanced economy in which football is an extremely commercially viable part of that economy - something that no latin American nation and most European nations can't hope to match. Spain, France, Italy and Germany are the only nations that are truly comparable in terms of all these advantages, and every single one of these nations is far in advance of England in terms of the national team.
 
How is England's record on a par with France or Spain in recent years? It is nowhere fucking near. France and Spain have both won major competitions in recent years, and French and Spanish players are regularly sought in strong leagues, whereas I can think of only a handful of English players that have played overseas in recent years.

Where does "recent years" come into it? You spent most of yesterday claiming we were rubbish because we hadn't won any world cups in the 30s like Uruguay and Italy.

As to their players being sought after in the strong leagues. All of the England team play for teams in what was until this season, the strongest league in the world. It just happens to be in their home country is all. The Madridista papers are full of talk about Gerrard, Ashley Cole and Rooney. You're barking if you don't think those guys wouldn't make any of the top teams in Europe.

Spain haven't won a world cup. France like England have only ever won it in their home country. Comparable records.

England has a plus fifty million population, the most comprehensive professional club pyramid anywhere in the world, one of the strongest top flights - arguably only matched by Spain - and football is the primary sport. On top of that, the UK is an advanced economy in which football is an extremely commercially viable part of that economy - something that no latin American nation and most European nations can't hope to match. Spain, France, Italy and Germany are the only nations that are truly comparable in terms of all these advantages, and every single one of these nations is far in advance of England in terms of the national team.

And?! The most successful team in world football is a third world nation, with proper a lower quality national league than the Eredivisie. Football, and life, doesn't work according to your schemata.
 
Where does "recent years" come into it? You spent most of yesterday claiming we were rubbish because we hadn't won any world cups in the 30s like Uruguay and Italy.

Uruguay are a comparable example because - and this is crucial - the last time England won anything is also ancient history. But of course recent history as a gauge of the contemporary strength of national teams comes into it - that is plainly fucking obvious.

As to their players being sought after in the strong leagues. All of the England team play for teams in what was until this season, the strongest league in the world. It just happens to be in their home country is all. The Madridista papers are full of talk about Gerrard, Ashley Cole and Rooney. You're barking if you don't think those guys wouldn't make any of the top teams in Europe.

Yet they don't. Spain is arguably as strong as England, yet Spanish players are quite common outside of Spain. The German and Italian domestic leagues are also strong - yet their players are often found playing overseas.

You could also look at the number of top flight English players produced per capita compared to other footballing nations, if you'd like....

Come on, you are being silly now - it is hardly controversial to point out that English football underachieves in developing players. It is and has been for a very long time an acknowledged truth throughout football - so why do so many English fans feel the need to delude themselves otherwise?

Spain haven't won a world cup. France like England have only ever won it in their home country. Comparable records.

But Spain have won two major comps, including the last European championships, and France won the world cup in 98 and reached the last final! Dear fuck man.

And?! The most successful team in world football is a third world nation, with proper a lower quality national league than the Eredivisie. Football, and life, doesn't work according to your schemata.

Oh so is football magic then? Are Brasilians genetically predisposed to being great footballers? You knob. Clearly, Brasilian football culture is conducive to producing talent, despite its economic condition and the chaotic state of the domestic game, and this is in large part down to the way football is played, and consequentially the way players are developed, at grassroot level.

What are you arguing? That England is a lot better than their record and its down to bad luck? That despite all the evidence to the contrary England in fact does produce enough quality for a nation of its size, infrastructure and economic position? That black is white? Frankly, you are a typical England supporter - deluded and prone to knee-jerk reaction when faced with any criticism, even if you know it is right.
 
Uruguay are a comparable example because - and this is crucial - the last time England won anything is also ancient history. But of course recent history as a gauge of the contemporary strength of national teams comes into it - that is plainly fucking obvious.

I'm just following your arguments from the other day :facepalm: I'm not sure why you're getting so angry about all this by the way.

Yet they don't. Spain is arguably as strong as England, yet Spanish players are quite common outside of Spain. The German and Italian domestic leagues are also strong - yet their players are often found playing overseas.

English players are not particularly predisposed, for whatever reason, to playing abroad.

Come on, you know what you've written here is bollocks. Look, I live in Spain, I can tell you the high regard they hold English players and the English national team over here. With Mourinho coming to Madrid, Marca is full of daily stories about their chances of signing English players (Gerrard, Lampard, Cole). If England players don't play abroad, it's because they don't want to.

Come on, you are being silly now - it is hardly controversial to point out that English football underachieves in developing players. It is and has been for a very long time an acknowledged truth throughout football - so why do so many English fans feel the need to delude themselves otherwise?

Trouble is, I've got fuck all idea what you mean by "underachievement" here.

But Spain have won two major comps, including the last European championships, and France won the world cup in 98 and reached the last final! Dear fuck man.

And? Spain have got a great team right now. But prior to winning the last European Championship, their international record was worse than ours. Any team can develop a good crop of players once in a while, just like the French did in '98 (a group of players they've lived off until this tournament). Their international record is comparable to ours.

Oh so is football magic then? Are Brasilians genetically predisposed to being great footballers? You knob. Clearly, Brasilian football culture is conducive to producing talent, despite its economic condition and the chaotic state of the domestic game, and this is in large part down to the way football is played, and consequentially the way players are developed, at grassroot level.

What are you arguing? That England is a lot better than their record and its down to bad luck? That despite all the evidence to the contrary England in fact does produce enough quality for a nation of its size, infrastructure and economic position? That black is white? Frankly, you are a typical England supporter - deluded and prone to knee-jerk reaction when faced with any criticism, even if you know it is right.

Why are you getting so angry? You're such a contradictory little ball of emotions that I don't know what I'm supposed to arguing about. On the one hand, I'm supposed to have an arrogant sense of entitlement, but if I say that I'm relatively satisfied with getting to the latter stages of tournaments and think that's ok for a nation like ours, I'm deluded?

Brazil are the most successful team in the history of world football. So apparently infrastructure and economic position has sod all to do with whatever makes a country a footballing super power. England are just one among some hundred and fifty nations that play football, and we're relatively good at it. Not the best in the world, but relatively good at it?
 
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