Mrs Miggins
Eternal
He mentioned going commando more than once and the copper stifling her laughter when he pulled his foot up and said he did a lot of yoga....naughty police....I'm afraid I find some of it very funny, more so because I know I shouldn't.
Police: Have you had anything to drink?
Suspect: I've had 4 litres of 5%.
Police: We're just going to pat you down.
Suspect: I should warn you I am going commando.