yoghurt - 2 weeks over - death?

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Could it be the Spanish who grow so much of the veg for Europe pooed on the veg destined for the UK out of spite, to get their own back about Gibraltar? Other countries may have suffered as a form of collateral damage.

Also, what if someone used one of the poison cucumbers for, *ahem*, other purposes. Would they die? Them and carrots are the poor man's / woman's dildo after all...so I have been told.

Well I don't know, as this report was from 2011. A 2011 dildo may be a bit erm... soggy

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Well I don't know, as this report was from 2011. A 2011 dildo may be a bit erm... soggy

It could have been frozen, as one wouldn't want a flaccid dildo. Would rather defeat the object, what?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

It could have been frozen, as one wouldn't want a flaccid dildo. Would rather defeat the object, what?

I hope nogo's cucumber is fresher than that

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I hope nogo's cucumber is fresher than that

Now that's a euphemism if I ever heard one!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

It's rude to be discussing nogo's cucumber

 

[farmerbarleymow]

It's rude to be discussing nogo's cucumber

It doesn't matter, as he'll be dead by now.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

It doesn't matter, as he'll be dead by now.

He has gone rather quiet

 

[farmerbarleymow]

He has gone rather quiet

Definitely dead I think. Another victim of shockingly bad advice on a 'will I die' thread.

For all those who said 'yeah, eat it' - best prepare for manslaughter charges...

* polishes halo for being the boring sensible one who said 'bin it' *

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Definitely dead I think. Another victim of shockingly bad advice on a 'will I die' thread.

For all those who said 'yeah, eat it' - best prepare for manslaughter charges...

* polishes halo for being the boring sensible one who said 'bin it' *

I ate my out-of-date pizza so I may be joining him

 

[farmerbarleymow]

I ate my out-of-date pizza so I may be joining him

Yup. This 'will I die' thing is a slow version of serial killing. Lull the poor hapless victims into thinking the rank food is safe, and bingo! They die a horrible painful slow death, and another killing to notch up. Those who advocate eating rank food have blood on their hands.

 

[5t3IIa]

I can't hear you. I've already started grating the cuecumber

What are you making there, buddy? I love sour yogurt and I have been pondering tzazazazikiiki-style stuff to dunk stuff in for a while....

 

[Manter]

What are you making there, buddy? I love sour yogurt and I have been pondering tzazazazikiiki-style stuff to dunk stuff in for a while....

nogojones is dead, sorry. As is the mince-bloke

 

[geminisnake]

Is it OK? is yoghurt generally ok as its sort of gone off anyway?

If the lid wasn't blown it'll be fine. I regularly eat yoghurt up to a month(ish) past its date

 

[5t3IIa]

nogojones is dead, sorry. As is the mince-bloke

And yet all the rice people live on

 

[5t3IIa]

If the lid wasn't blown it'll be fine. I regularly eat yoghurt up to a month(ish) past its date

I just checked mine and no date as I binned the lid when I bought it weeks ago I reckon Greek stuff gets better with a bit of age on it.

 

[Manter]

And yet all the rice people live on

it is a mystery.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

And yet all the rice people live on

They are the undead. Zombie fried rice.

 

[geminisnake]

I wouldn't eat it if it's been open, unless it tasted ok But I'm the person who takes things like salmon pate camping How to upset pogofish in one easy move.

 

[5t3IIa]

I wouldn't eat it if it's been open, unless it tasted ok But I'm the person who takes things like salmon pate camping How to upset pogofish in one easy move.

I'm always sniffing and licking at it, and it doesn't generally have time to go off.

Poor pogofish.

 

[Manter]

tinned salmon pâté?


E2a ooh, just googled it and it appears to only exist as catfood. I am sure my gran used to give us tinned salmon pâté sandwiches

 

[farmerbarleymow]

tinned salmon pâté?


E2a ooh, just googled it and it appears to only exist as catfood. I am sure my gran used to give us tinned salmon pâté sandwiches

I think you've been fed pet food as a child.

 

[Manter]

I think you've been fed pet food as a child.

 

[farmerbarleymow]

Call Social Services now! Cruelty!

Don't worry, I know that our dogs were fed much better than we were as kids.

 

[nogojones]

What are you making there, buddy? I love sour yogurt and I have been pondering tzazazazikiiki-style stuff to dunk stuff in for a while....

A sort of tzatziki thing. Yoghurt (slightly older than your normal yoghurt), grated cucumber (firm and fresh for those that want to know), a clove of garlic some fresh coriander and salt

 

[nogojones]

The yoghurt has been eaten and yet I live

 

[gentlegreen]

... so far ...

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

... so far ...

at least his cucumber's firm and fresh... so far...

 

[geminisnake]

tinned salmon pâté?

Eew, no, fresh from the fish shop. Smoked salmon, soft cheese, mayonnaise, salt, pepper & lemon juice, no artificial preservatives here

I liked the post for the firm and fresh cucumber

 

[farmerbarleymow]

The yoghurt has been eaten and yet I live

Did you survive the night?

 

[Chz]

Yoghurt never goes off until it has mould on it.

Fact. Yoghurt is, in fact, gone off milk.

It's the exception to the dairy rule. The dairy rule also states that "if dairy is off, you will know".

I've been through this with my wife when she wanted to throw out some sour cream that was a month past due.

"What's it going to do? Go sour?"