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This lump that sits next to me is yawning and not covering her mouth. I mean, wtf???? Animal. Yawn yawn open yawn. Why are people like this? Has no-one ever educated her on the rudeness of this? I'm not the one to give the education as I'd use a piece of 4x2. People hey. People :mad::mad:
 
Stick a pencil in her gob everytime she does it. I've never stopped finding that hilarious
 
Sounds as bad as my sniffing/throat clearing colleague. It must be a subconscious thing, as most of the time there's no need for it :rolleyes:
 
Shoot her in the face next time she does it. Bitch. Motherfuckin punkass BITCH. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT HEY FUCKER?? NOT SO FUCKING YAWNY NOW ARE YA YA BASTARD *POW POW*...............*POW*

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zenie said:
or you could try not looking at her? :confused:

Just a thought! :p
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I was gonna ask, are they facing you and can you actually see in their mouth?

If they are facing a computer screen and not you then I can't really see the problem.

I am unusually tolerant at work though.
Maybe due to the fact I have kids snotting on me and sticking their fingers up my nose most of the day.
Yawning with out covering the mouth seems quite polite. :D
 
OMG i have this.

not joking but they yawn at least 10 times a day.
also they don't take a lunch break and eat extremly dramatically and close and like they are starving.
i have tried moving my chair, facing in a different direction and even getting up and going for a walk when they're eating but they still do it and it still really grates.

i started offereing them biscuits saying that'd keep them awake etc
they tried to make a joke about it and even said that 'yawning is a luxury' :confused:
i said it might be for you but do you think i want to see the back of your throat 20 times a day?!? :mad:

they seem to be making an effort to cover their cake hole atm however:D
 
why is yawning without covering rude? what kind of horror could escape?

Note, due to an administrative cockup, this post should be attributed to the poster maes - Thanks, Crispy
 
he is being you moen have see back mouth someone he is being you anything loving each 5 k? d

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Note, due to an administrative cockup, this post should be attributed to the poster maes - Thanks, Crispy
 
maes said:
he is being you moen have see back mouth someone he is being you anything loving each 5 k? d

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nearly! :D

don't you bablefish me young urbans!

i say "do you want to see the back of someone's mouth that you don't love every 5 mins"

well do you?
 
well, no, of course not! but i don't feel i have to look, really. I mean, on the scale of social crimes, it's hardly as bad as sneezing/coughing uncovered, or farting, or picking noses, ears and bellybuttons...
Note, due to an administrative cockup, this post should be attributed to the poster maes - Thanks, Crispy
 
ddraig said:
OMG i have this.

not joking but they yawn at least 10 times a day.
also they don't take a lunch break and eat extremly dramatically and close and like they are starving.
i have tried moving my chair, facing in a different direction and even getting up and going for a walk when they're eating but they still do it and it still really grates.

i started offereing them biscuits saying that'd keep them awake etc
they tried to make a joke about it and even said that 'yawning is a luxury' :confused:
i said it might be for you but do you think i want to see the back of your throat 20 times a day?!? :mad:

they seem to be making an effort to cover their cake hole atm however:D
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My yawner also does the eating at desk thing and never leaving. Today she was eating a piece of soft chocolate cake and I could hear the fucking chewing :mad: I was fit to kill :mad:

Maybe theres some kind of sickness where the symptoms are rude yawning, eating in a fucked up way, and generally being an arse
 
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