X factor thread

[5t3IIa]

Ah, a romp lol So he is a charming enough man, pwoper scandal that

ANYWAY. Having a waver - I'd listen to a Matt album out of curiousity (my mate will def download it) but I wouldn't be arsed with a Rebecca one... and I have to be be true to the real me, don't I? Don't I?

 

[hegley]

But but but - then Cheryl would be the winning mentor 3 years in a row ... arghhhhhhh.

 

[revol68]

How much does dani want to bone Matt? Not a bad consolation prize, dani would be pure filth, a real pint size bottle rocket.

 

[Steel Icarus]

and I have to be be true to the real me, don't I? Don't I?

But I don't know you. Or at least only by reputation.

'Meetcha.

 

[Steel Icarus]

But but but - then Cheryl would be the winning mentor 3 years in a row ... arghhhhhhh.

Makes no odds. All 4 finalists, maybe more than that, will make tidy money next year.

 

[5t3IIa]

But I don't know you. Or at least only by reputation.

'Meetcha.

*nods*

'The real me' thing is a Weasalism.

I quite like this!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Makes no odds. All 4 finalists, maybe more than that, will make tidy money next year.

IN fact, Wand Erection will probably do better than Matt and Rebecca

 

[strung out]

don't you think rebecca just sounds a bit... you know. off key and out of tune?

 

[revol68]

It has to be Rebecca, she shits on Matt! I'm not usually a fan of that big epic singing stuff but fuck she is awesome at it.

 

[hegley]

Take note Cher Lloyd - when you cry, real tears are supposed to run down your cheeks! Bless Rebecca.

 

[revol68]

don't you think rebecca just sounds a bit... you know. off key and out of tune?

Ehhh? Are you mental?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

don't you think rebecca just sounds a bit... you know. off key and out of tune?

*shoo*

 

[Steel Icarus]

don't you think rebecca just sounds a bit... you know. off key and out of tune?

It's called soul, baby.

If you do it with every note it's fine.

 

[Geri]

Ehhh? Are you mental?

He's trolling!

 

[5t3IIa]

Oh, she needs to stand up straight bless her

 

[Steel Icarus]

Take note Cher Lloyd - when you cry, real tears are supposed to run down your cheeks! Bless Rebecca.

Yeah. When Cher "cried", it was penny pieces making tracks in her foundation.

 

[Geri]

She's the tallest person on it.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

She's the tallest person on it.

Rebecca's the tallest person?

 

[Geri]

Rebecca's the tallest person?

Yeah, haven't you noticed? She towers over everyone.

 

[Steel Icarus]

She's the tallest person in the whole wide world.

 

[5t3IIa]

She still needs to stand up straight.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Yeah, haven't you noticed? She towers over everyone.

Not really, I probably assumed she had high heels on as is the fashion nowadays.

As most people are taller than me, I don't really notice. I tend to notice short people more

 

[Steel Icarus]

I might have an embolism in a minute. That'll show Cowell, the brillo-pad-heided twatbubble.

 

[Espresso]

The rest of them are midgets. If Cheryl or Daaanniii are any more than five foot nowt I'd be surprised and Simon is about five foot three. Never seen Louis Walsh in real life, but I doubt Simon'd have anyone on there who made him look little.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

She still needs to stand up straight.

She's going to earn a bundle of money. She can stand how she likes

 

[Espresso]

I wonder how much money Take that have raked in this weekend. They've been on SCD and this every effing night.

 

[strung out]

It's called soul, baby.

If you do it with every note it's fine.

worrying

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I wonder how much money Take that have raked in this weekend. They've been on SCD and this every effing night.

Was just going to ask that myself.

 

[madzone]

Why do I fancy Robbie Williams?

 

[Steel Icarus]

Why do I fancy Robbie Williams?

You're a zoologist?