X factor thread

[Geri]

IS he??

Well, he went to public school.

 

[5t3IIa]

God, I wish I was in G.A.Y. This tune'd get a big scream and no one cares about posh

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I think I went off him when I found out he was posh.

wonder why he became a painter? Never did think he sounded very Essex

Well, let's be honest - nothing was going to go with them trews.

Shit, I've got socks on the brain. I meant songs

 

[5t3IIa]

wonder why he became a painter?

I went to an independent school and I'm dolefilth, Min.

Shit, I've got socks on the brain. I meant songs

Tee!

 

[Wookey]

Well, he went to public school.

Well, that's good enough, he's posher than me.

Sweet Dreams was fucking smashing!

 

[revol68]

oh fuck BOOM!

Rebecca just fucking brought the ruckus, I might actually vote for the first time ever.

The rest of them can fuck off home.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Well that was fucking ace. Icy cool, note perfect. Looked like a star and that.

I am of course talking about Rebecca and not that smirking fuckwit out of One Direction.

 

[5t3IIa]

OK - I want Rebecca to win. She's the nicest. I wouldn't have a beer with that Matt - he's a whiner and I don't think I'm legally allowed to go into a licensed establishment with Zain

 

[Geri]

wonder why he became a painter? Never did think he sounded very Essex

Not everyone is academic, look at Princess Diana. The best schools money could buy, and she ended up with only 2 O levels, same as me!

 

[hegley]

What are they going to do to fill the next hour and a 1/4!!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I went to an independent school and I'm dolefilth, Min.



Tee!

Yeah, but did you choose to be dolefilth?

 

[5t3IIa]

OK. What's happening? Another song after this break?

 

[Steel Icarus]

Matt's a bellend - doing well in a talent show for the hard of thinking and he thinks he's Sean Maguire and that. I went off him when I heard he'd dumped his bird of 4 years cos the producers said it'd be better if he was single.

I noted with interest they didn't say anything about him dating a 4 year old.

 

[1927]

What are they going to do to fill the next hour and a 1/4!!

They'll have a montage of all the best and worst bits and then eliminate one of the 3 wont they? Then the two left will both sing the winners song and then the reopen voting.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Not everyone is academic, look at Princess Diana. The best schools money could buy, and she ended up with only 2 O levels, same as me!

Well yeah, I know that, but they still manage to get decent jobs even though they don't know what they're doing, even if it means just looking busy

 

[Wookey]

No, a massive bukkake session with Simon Cowell thrutching in delight somewhere near the middle!

 

[5t3IIa]

YES!

The 'Excuse me but who the fuck are you?' girls!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Not everyone is academic, look at Princess Diana. The best schools money could buy, and she ended up with only 2 O levels, same as me!

I think I got one myself

(might have been two, can't remember)

 

[Wookey]

Hopefuls Group song coming up??

 

[5t3IIa]

Oh, how funny how funny how funny how funny how funny how funny

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Oh God, where's me earplugs






























Actually they don't sound too bad when they're all singing together

 

[1927]

I think this sort of thing just devalues the programme. Why do they do it?

 

[gaijingirl]

devalues it? It doesn't get much more lowbrow than this tbh...

 

[Steel Icarus]

I think this sort of thing just devalues the programme.

 

[5t3IIa]

I think this sort of thing just devalues the programme. Why do they do it?

More actual lols


Ad break - I'm going to the shops!

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

I think this sort of thing just devalues the programme. Why do they do it?

If it gives a few people their 2 minutes of tv fame, let 'em have it. Hopefully it'll stop them subjecting us to their voices again in the future

 

[1927]

If it gives a few people their 2 minutes of tv fame, let 'em have it. Hopefully it'll stop them subjecting us to their voices again in the future

But why give them the oxygen of fame for being completely shit? these people get 15mins of fame whereas there will be some people who were very close to the tv section of the show and talented singers who were never seen in favor of this crap.

 

[revol68]

But why give them the oxygen of fame for being completely shit? these people get 15mins of fame whereas there will be some people who were very close to the tv section of the show and talented singers who were never seen in favor of this crap.

cos it's hilarious!

 

[Steel Icarus]

But why give them the oxygen of fame for being completely shit? these people get 15mins of fame whereas there will be some people who were very close to the tv section of the show and talented singers who were never seen in favor of this crap.

Because the public love a bit of bear baiting.

 

[Steel Icarus]

YES!