X factor thread

[magneze]

Take That look fucking knackered.

 

[Espresso]

Why do I fancy Robbie Williams?

I dunno. Are you crackers? He's competely bonkers, so anyone fancying him would have to be.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Shut the fuck up Williams, you monkey motherfucker.

 

[madzone]

You're a zoologist?

I'm not proud of it. He makes me come over a bit funny though.

 

[5t3IIa]

She's going to earn a bundle of money. She can stand how she likes

You are all that's wrong with this country, MtM.

 

[Steel Icarus]

I'm not proud of it. He makes me come over a bit funny though.

I feel much the same about fancying the Duchess of York's daughters.

 

[Jackobi]

Did you fancy Norman Wisdom too?

 

[strung out]

robbie had it right then

 

[madzone]

Did you fancy Norman Wisdom too?

No.

 

[Geri]

Article about Rebecca here:

http://www.mirror.co.uk/celebs/news...s-stop-making-me-look-boring-115875-22762288/

 

[5t3IIa]

If it doesn't mention her height I'm not clicking it.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

You are all that's wrong with this country, MtM.

I have a bad back

 

[madzone]

If it doesn't mention her height I'm not clicking it.

She's just under 5ft

 

[5t3IIa]

I have a bad back

You just implied that Rebecca can do as she pleases as she's going to be rich. Nothing to do with height.

Don't worry though - I know you don't do this on purpose.

 

[5t3IIa]

She's just under 5ft

She will be when she's weighed down by sacks of cash and is raping students and drowning penshioners and people on DLA>

 

[paulhackett]

The rest of them are midgets. If Cheryl or Daaanniii are any more than five foot nowt I'd be surprised and Simon is about five foot three. Never seen Louis Walsh in real life, but I doubt Simon'd have anyone on there who made him look little.

I've stood next to Louis and he's above average height. I've stood next to Simon and he isn't. If he looks the same height as Louis on the telly he's either levitating or wearing lifts, but he is not tall.

 

[5t3IIa]

Can I just say that I reckon Dermot has done a flawless job

 

[Looby]

Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

You just implied that Rebecca can do as she pleases as she's going to be rich. Nothing to do with height.

Don't worry though - I know you don't do this on purpose.

Thank you kindly

 

[Steel Icarus]

Stacey Solomon sounds like a goose getting fucked by a bull.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Can I just say that I reckon Dermot has done a flawless job

Who gives a toss about him, he's just another wannabe. He desperately wants the job on the US XFactor

 

[5t3IIa]

Matt. Bleh.

 

[DexterTCN]

fix

 

[madzone]

Boring.

 

[revol68]

how the fuck!?

still second always goes further, says my girlfriend.

 

[Steel Icarus]

15 second wait.

 

[Jackobi]

Matt's going to win.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

ah no, I voted for Rebecca - twice

Gimme my money back

 

[5t3IIa]

Who gives a toss about him, he's just another wannabe. He desperately wants the job on the US XFactor

You're so funny

 

[5t3IIa]

15 second wait.

I counted and made it 11 so figured it was 10....