X factor thread

[Geri]

Robbed, just like Rhydian was. Still - where is Leon Jackson now, eh?

 

[Steel Icarus]

I counted and made it 11 so figured it was 10....

I timed it with a stopwatch and everything so you're wrong and I'm ace.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

You're so funny

He does. I read it in the paper. He said he was going to scweam and scweam and scweam if he didn't get it

WTF does everyone want to go to America for. Sad git

 

[Espresso]

Huh. I think he'll never be heard of again, a la wotzisface who won it a few years ago. She should do alrght and so should the the kiddiwinks, following in JLS's bouncy shoes.

 

[5t3IIa]

I timed it with a stopwatch and everything so you're wrong and I'm ace.

And I have no answer to that.

 

[DexterTCN]

Matt winning makes them the most money - the woman's going to sell millions anyway.

 

[madzone]

Fuck it. I'm entering next year. If that boring cunt can win so can I.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

What a boring fucking song

 

[Steel Icarus]

What a boring fucking sock

 

[5t3IIa]

He does. I read it in the paper. He said he was going to scweam and scweam and scweam if he didn't get it

WTF does everyone want to go to America for. Sad git

To make squillions of dollars, dandelion braynes.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

FFS, I edited really really quickly hoping nobody would notice

I must have sockitis or something

 

[5t3IIa]

Oh, that was sweet.

Now what?

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

To make squillions of dollars, dandelion braynes.

Well that as well, but I bet he makes more than enough anyway. HOw much money does one need eh? Greedy bastard

 

[Espresso]

Is that the bloody Christmas number one, then? Holy sweet jeeeezus. Glad I'm not a member of the music buying yooof any more.
The Wombles should rerelease something. I'd buy it.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Oh, that was sweet.

Now what?

Heavy drinking?

 

[5t3IIa]

Heavy drinking?

Ra! And a repeat of Celeb Come Dine With Me on C4+1!

 

[madzone]

Ra! And a repeat of Celeb Come Dine With Me on C4+1!

You not watching Piers and Elton?

 

[Steel Icarus]

Ra! And a repeat of Celeb Come Dine With Me on C4+1!

Is Xtra Factor not on?

 

[5t3IIa]

You not watching Piers and Elton?

God, no! ITV? Ew! I went to an independent school, you know

 

[Espresso]

Dirty Dancing's on 5.
I'm having a proper girly night, here.

 

[5t3IIa]

Xtra Factor is unwatchable due to Konnie. I studied it all very closely months ago and detected 0 charisma which is my most basic requirement of a Television Presenter.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Is Xtra Factor not on?

Course it is. Matt's cuddling his mother. Konnie's grinning like a cat

 

[5t3IIa]

Dirty Dancing's on 5.
I'm having a proper girly night, here.

I thought you were a boy? Mad Max is on at 10.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Xtra Factor is unwatchable due to Konnie. I studied it all very closely months ago and detected 0 charisma which is my most basic requirement of a Television Presenter.

I miss Holly Willoughby, for many reasons.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

Talking to Rebecca now

Cheryl has said of Rebecca, "her future's bright, her future's Orange"

which I thought was funny really considering the colours they're wearing

 

[Nanker Phelge]

A disgrace.

 

[Minnie_the_Minx]

A disgrace.

Wand Erection will go far, no need to worry.

 

[Espresso]

I thought you were a boy? Mad Max is on at 10.

That's twice this weekend someone on here's said that to me. Curious.

Maybe I should attend to the 'tache.

 

[bigbry]

I wonder how much money Take that have raked in this weekend. They've been on SCD and this every effing night.

I saw Take That on Strictly (supposed to be the live final) and then twenty minutes later they're on X Factor (supposed to be the live final) dressed completely different

 

[Steel Icarus]

I saw Take That on Strictly (supposed to be the live final) and then twenty minutes later they're on X Factor (supposed to be the live final) dressed completely different

That's why they're superstars.