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Why the Guardian is going down the pan!

Yeah, could not be arsed finishing whatever he was drivelling on about, there was just so much ME ME ME ME ME
116 instances of the word 'I' in a 'science' article.
I don't know why he does this. Does he fancy himself as some sort of gonzo journalist or did he only listen to one lecture at journalism about humanising a story? That whole made up preface was utterly superfluous - the whole world knows that the internet has ruined many an attention span among us. He could have saved himself the bother with one small paragraph pointing this out, then gone straight into the science bits. Even then, why does he insist on saying 'I spoke to Dr Hfuhruhurr of Oxbridge University and he told me....' rather than 'Dr Uumellmahaye of Camford Institute says...'?
 
It's ironic that he's writing about attention span, as his style is a bit like an Adam Curtis documentary - "Meanwhile at exactly the same time, on the other side of the world, a brilliant scientist had made an amazing discovery which he believed....'- dashing from point to point and losing the overall narrative,
 
a plagiarist and raging self-publicist. Wanker.

This basically. Flounced from journalism after being caught plagiarising and sock-puppeting. Now makes a living as a sort of bargain basement Malcolm Gladwell figure, repackaging and sensationalising other people's far more interesting work.
 
It's an incredibly one-dimensional, neuroscientific view of attention in any case. And this is because he doesn't know what he's really talking about. On the plus side, he goes and talks to some people who do know what they are talking about. But on the negative side, he then presents those peoples' perspectives as if this is the whole picture. It isn't the whole picture, though. He is essentially peeking into a room through a keyhole and claiming the things he can see are the only things in the room. The entire part of the room that relates to what we mean by attention, what the function of attention is, what is culturally expected from it and us, how these things can be alternatively represented -- all invisible.
 
Novelist and head hunted academic is wracked by self doubt. Goes on holiday to Paris, can’t get into a museum because its Monday buys silver thingy, feels better.







Dunno why they don’t ask a mum on UC how they feel?
 
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Whilst sitting on a cash pile of a billion quid. A purportedly socialist newspaper.
Go on, tell us, what in your view makes the Guardian a 'purportedly socialist newspaper'? I wouldn't think anyone could ever describe it as such, and I'm pretty sure the Guardian editors, owners, shareholders, etc would have a collective fucking coronary at such a suggestion.
 
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