why the daily mail's going down the drain

[Pickman's model]

basic arithmetic beyond the wit of daily mail hacks


Gold coronet that will be glittering centrepiece at Buckingham Palace is made from a PING PONG ball | Daily Mail Online

if someone was 28 in 1969 - 50 years ago - they must be 78 now. unless the dm's got his age now right and his age then wrong. either way they're full of fail

 

[stavros]

As if trying to keep the Telegraph afloat wasn't bad enough, one discredited backbencher is now also taking the Mail's cash too:

 

[Pickman's model]

something of a cockup on this graphic. can you spot it?

Theresa May begs Brussels to make concessions on the backstop | Daily Mail Online

 

[two sheds]

It was produced by the Daily Mail?

 

[Poi E]

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something of a cockup on this graphic. can you spot it?

Theresa May begs Brussels to make concessions on the backstop | Daily Mail Online

"Worth" might be better.

 

[Pickman's model]

It was produced by the Daily Mail?

there is no value in the labour party. and there is no value in the labour party.

 

[two sheds]

there is no value in the labour party. and there is no value in the labour party.

Combining your comment with mine gives a fair summary I think.

 

[Pickman's model]

great confusion at the mail about screws and cops

 

[andysays]

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great confusion at the mail about screws and cops

Either way, it's good to see the Mail reporting some good news for a change...

 

[stavros]

"Glorious" royal baby souvenir magazine inside today's MoS, because that's not creepy at all.

 

[Pickman's model]

so - to recap - a 2,300 roman coin that turns out to have been minted 1,700 years ago

even for the mail that's a bit shit

 

[elbows]

I havent checked the following for any errors in particular, other than the fact its the Mail and they are outraged so there are almost bound to be some.

 

[elbows]

Failsworth to boot lol.

 

[stavros]

The Daily Mail eats itself:

 

[equationgirl]

The Daily Mail eats itself:

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That's an awful picture of Diana they've used.

 

[Poi E]

here's a better one

 

[Rivendelboy]

The Daily Mail eats itself:

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That sentence makes not the least sense

 

[killer b]

This, however is glorious.

 

[Dogsauce]

The use of antiquated measurement for distance is also a nice Daily Mail touch.

Think I want that image on a T-shirt .

 

[Dogsauce]

I can imagine the creepy fucker pitching for that article:

“I definitely need a helicopter for this one, boss. Need to spend a while hovering over the ‘sex festival’ just to, erm, show how close it is to a scout camp. Just for that. Also a long lens would be handy so we can take some nice pictures of the scouts working on craft projects and knot workshops or whatever”

 

[Poi E]

English paedo press at it again. Obsessed with kids and sex.

 

[DotCommunist]

these are sex people lynn

 

[Pickman's model]

The use of antiquated measurement for distance is also a nice Daily Mail touch.

Think I want that image on a T-shirt .

i don't think yards are an antiquated measurement for distance. a verst, now that is an antiquated measurement for distance.

 

[JimW]

Theyve not even measured the shortest distance between innocence and Sodom.

 

[Rivendelboy]

The use of antiquated measurement for distance is also a nice Daily Mail touch.

Think I want that image on a T-shirt .

They should have used English Roman numerals

 

[Rivendelboy]

This, however is glorious.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

I made the mistake of reading an article about the US Women's Soccer team. The Mail is in full-on baying of the hounds mode. The more I read the Daily Mail, the more I believe in the voluntary extinction movement.

 

[stavros]

Sarah Vain putting the "me" in "Cameron":

 

[Poi E]

Typical middle class. A few wines and they're fucking shouting their lives to everyone.

 

[HoratioCuthbert]

I made the mistake of reading an article about the US Women's Soccer team. The Mail is in full-on baying of the hounds mode. The more I read the Daily Mail, the more I believe in the voluntary extinction movement.

Why do you read it?