why the daily mail's going down the drain

[Cerv]

marks + spencers did a limited edition Lettuce, Guacamole, Bacon and Tomato sandwich in pride month 2019

No, M&S haven't 'just launched' an LGBT sandwich – it actually came out in 2019

On 15 April, the Heritage Party's David Kurten shared a picture of an LGBT sandwich, a.k.a: "WOKE SANDWICHES". But all was not as it seemed.

www.thepinknews.com

dunno about 'woke' - think it might qualify as 'trying too hard' (although some of the proceeds went to a charity that helps homeless LGBTQ+ young people)

anything with avocado in

That proves it.
BLT = normal
BLT + avocado = woke

 

[T & P]

So according to the Mail, we have a woke King?

 

[teqniq]

Who actually gives a fuck?

 

[not a trot]

Who actually gives a fuck?

I had sardines on toast for my lunch today, fucking lovely it was too. But not as lovely as the chicken and mushroom madras i had for dinner.

 

[stavros]

Some woke chickens, trying to rebel against their highers and ignoring their work obligations:

 

[19force8]

So according to the Mail, we have a woke King?
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Levels of sycophancy reminiscent of Versailles under Louis XIV.

Off with their heads!

 

[moochedit]

Phew! at least my money is safe

 

[not a trot]

Phew! at least my money is safe

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But will there be a bog roll shortage. We need to know.

 

[moochedit]

But will there be a bog roll shortage. We need to know.

* adds andrex to shopping list *

 

[stavros]

Will WW3 affect house prices much?

 

[Serene]

They are obsessed with the Cotswolds.

 

[T & P]

Phew! at least my money is safe

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Presumably this is aimed at expats living in countries likely to be spared a direct nuclear strike? Because if WWIII did break out, money would be about the least concern for anyone in the UK who somehow survived the nuclear holocaust.

 

[two sheds]

you say that but we're all going to need grocery deliveries

 

[moochedit]

you say that but we're all going to need grocery deliveries

So buy just eat and andrex shares * takes notes *

 

[stavros]

You've got to love the juxtaposition of the horror of a minister receiving money to support her cabinet work, and the idea that another woman's very existence makes the whole world happy, when the latter will receive hundred of thousands per year for the rest of her life, for waving occasionally.

 

[T & P]

I know they hate Markle, and that they are and remain the antediluvian misogynist Daily Mail, but I never cease to be amazed at their ability to continue to outcunt themselves …

 

[stavros]

What did the 81 comments say?

 

[T & P]

What did the 81 comments say?

Didn’t check but I am sure every single one of them condemned the article’s body shaming nature and pledged never to visit the Mail’s website again.

 

[Boo Radley75]

What did the 81 comments say?

Dirtied my computer, for your sake and had a look. Apparently Meghan is a paedophile because she showed her neck, arms and legs to kids (and no, I'm not kidding!)

 

[Lotte]

That's...really not how paedophilia works.

 

[stavros]

The Telegraph did similar, as mentioned on the woke thread, but this is from today's DM front page: