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why the daily mail's going down the drain

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Who dressed two grown women? Probably themselves. It's what most proles or former proles do once they reach a reasonably early age.
 
Judging by their front pages in recent days, the Mail appears to be claiming leadership of the campaign to lessen the plastic we use in our lives. Do any of you regular readers know if their weekend editions contain magazines in little plastic packets?
 
Recorded while living in a massive fuck off house on the Thames at Weybridge and driving around in a white roller

My wifes grandparents lived in Byfleet near Weybridge. Her grandfather had a friend who repaired and maintained snooker/billiard tables. In the late sixties, he was approached by Derek taylor, a friend of the beatles and asked if he would re lay the baize on a table owned by Lennon. Lennon wanted the baize to be white instead of green. Apparently, Lennon was told where to go, as the guy wasn't prepared to ruin a perfectly good table despite being offered a small fortune.
 
My wifes grandparents lived in Byfleet near Weybridge. Her grandfather had a friend who repaired and maintained snooker/billiard tables. In the late sixties, he was approached by Derek taylor, a friend of the beatles and asked if he would re lay the baize on a table owned by Lennon. Lennon wanted the baize to be white instead of green. Apparently, Lennon was told where to go, as the guy wasn't prepared to ruin a perfectly good table despite being offered a mall fortune.

Derek Taylor : didn't have a boring life!
 
My wifes grandparents lived in Byfleet near Weybridge. Her grandfather had a friend who repaired and maintained snooker/billiard tables. In the late sixties, he was approached by Derek taylor, a friend of the beatles and asked if he would re lay the baize on a table owned by Lennon. Lennon wanted the baize to be white instead of green. Apparently, Lennon was told where to go, as the guy wasn't prepared to ruin a perfectly good table despite being offered a small fortune.

iv'e noticed red, blue and green baize's on pool tables. Lennon seemed to have a bit of an obsession with white - white piano, suit, and teeth. But a white baize seems to be extremism of the first order. its tempting to blame Yoko. She was after all responsible for everything else that was either negative or unwelcome, such as the break up of the Beatles, the sinking of the Titanic, and the high rate of unemployment in 1980s Liverpool.
 
If all the balls were also white there would be huge potential for cheating and disagreements during a match.
 
Judging by their front pages in recent days, the Mail appears to be claiming leadership of the campaign to lessen the plastic we use in our lives. Do any of you regular readers know if their weekend editions contain magazines in little plastic packets?
I’m sure Private Eye has pointed out such inconsistencies in the past ;)
 
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