beesonthewhatnow
going deaf for a living
This thread seriously tests my sobriety
This thread seriously tests my sobriety
I’ve found substitutes for beer and wine, and I’m perfectly happy with them.I might have to avoid it for January
Compared to the Lochside on Islay, that is an amateur.Superb. But I can trump it.
Me and my mate (looking very red after a few too many drams) at the Fidichside Inn, Craigellechie, Speyside, last month:
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I think we sampled most of those.
Can I ask why you know what dettol tastes like?like drinking Dettol
Yeah. Don’t start your malt whisky journey with Laphroaig, you numpty.I was at a friend’s place for a Xmas meal last week and, afterwards, he opened his spirit cupboard to all and sundry (an unusual experience since, in our house, an open bottle very soon becomes an empty bottle but also because he’s a well known tight bastard) so I poured myself a generous measure of laphroaig. Christ almighty, that was one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever put in my mouth - like drinking Dettol. I’ll stick to Irish whiskey in future.
I was at a friend’s place for a Xmas meal last week and, afterwards, he opened his spirit cupboard to all and sundry (an unusual experience since, in our house, an open bottle very soon becomes an empty bottle but also because he’s a well known tight bastard) so I poured myself a generous measure of laphroaig. Christ almighty, that was one of the most disgusting things I’ve ever put in my mouth - like drinking Dettol. I’ll stick to Irish whiskey in future.
Yeah. Don’t start your malt whisky journey with Laphroaig, you numpty.
A bit harsh? I didn’t realise that drinking malt whisky was a mystical quest and it required a warning on the bottle to say “do not drink until you appreciate the finer tasting notes of TCP” ffs.Yeah. Don’t start your malt whisky journey with Laphroaig, you numpty.
You have to learn and master the funny handshake too by the way. Takes years to do that.A bit harsh? I didn’t realise that drinking malt whisky was a mystical quest and it required a warning on the bottle to say “do not drink until you appreciate the finer tasting notes of TCP” ffs.
Used to gargle with a dilute version of it (or TCP) to cure sore throats - my old man’s cure which works rather well.Can I ask why you know what dettol tastes like?
Dettol and TCP smell fantastic, but I've never tasted them.Used to gargle with a dilute version of it (or TCP) to cure sore throats - my old man’s cure which works rather well.
Hence my point of reference - but a 1:10 with water does wonders where other cures fail.Dettol and TCP smell fantastic, but I've never tasted them.
It is a mystical quest! That’s exactly what it is. It’s as much a journey of self discovery as anything else.A bit harsh? I didn’t realise that drinking malt whisky was a mystical quest and it required a warning on the bottle to say “do not drink until you appreciate the finer tasting notes of TCP” ffs.
OK - I’ll give it a go. I’m just a bit mystified why something so awful upon first taste can be transformed into an enjoyable experience?It is a mystical quest! That’s exactly what it is. It’s as much a journey of self discovery as anything else.
Now that I know you like Irish whiskey I’ll tell you where to start. You need a Bunnahabhain. It’s also an Islay malt, with a distinct maritime tone, with that saltiness you get in seaside malts, but without the heavy peatiness of the other Islay malts, and more of a caramel character.
It’s still around. But you’re right, it doesn’t work.On the subject of malts, have any of you good people come across a blended malt called Islay Mist? It was I think, the only blend that was purely malt, and Islay malts at that. If it has disappeared, I'm not surprised, it was appalling.
As it happens I'm in the process of changing my funny handshake place. I'm moving on the basis that I will not be occupying any office.You have to learn and master the funny handshake too by the way. Takes years to do that.
Bruichladdich for the beginner I would suggest.It is a mystical quest! That’s exactly what it is. It’s as much a journey of self discovery as anything else.
Now that I know you like Irish whiskey I’ll tell you where to start. You need a Bunnahabhain. It’s also an Islay malt, with a distinct maritime tone, with that saltiness you get in seaside malts, but without the heavy peatiness of the other Islay malts, and more of a caramel character.
It’s mysterious!OK - I’ll give it a go. I’m just a bit mystified why something so awful upon first taste can be transformed into an enjoyable experience?
Compared to Irish blends and malts which range from the bland (Jameson’s) to honeyed (Powers) to Bushmills (Angels dancing on my tongue), Scotch seems unnecessarily harsh and aggressive. I suppose I’m at the right age to try this sort of carry onIt’s mysterious!
You may never be a fan of the heavy Islay malts. Maybe you’ll turn out to be a Speyside aficionado. I’m a particular Campbeltown nerd.
Never been a big fan.As it happens
Bruichladdich for the beginner I would suggest.
Lagavulin used to be a huge favourite of mine. Not had it in years.Remember drinking both Talisker and Lagavulin for the first time and just thinking WTF?
Now both firm favourites.
Have you only had Laphroaig though? It’s a particular palate.Compared to Irish blends and malts which range from the bland (Jameson’s) to honeyed (Powers) to Bushmills (Angels dancing on my tongue), Scotch seems unnecessarily harsh and aggressive. I suppose I’m at the right age to try this sort of carry on
I have tried over 20 - as, while a pot washer at a restaurant, the barman would pass me samples of all that this rather upmarket place had to offer through the serving hatch - so I’m not an innocent by any stretch. Not the ideal situation for sampling given I was mid-20s and still smoked heavily, but overall I preferred the toffee/caramel flavours over the astringent medicinal ones. My recent experience has not changed my mind so far.Have you only had Laphroaig though? It’s a particular palate.
What’s fun is to get together with some mates and each buy a bottle from a different Scotch whisky region, and sample each.
Lagavulin used to be a huge favourite of mine. Not had it in years.
I’m going to a friend’s for Hogmanay, whom I was in bands with in the 80s and early 90s. Back then he was a big Linkwood fan and I’m thinking of picking up a bottle tomorrow to take along. It’s a long time since I had some.
Well, that’s settled. It’s not going to be Linkwood.You may well be shocked at the price hike. It was always a sub £50 treat, but now it's over £75 everywhere.
Yeah, I just looked up Linkwood 15 and it’s a few quid too.The Lagavulin 16 I mean.
OK - I’ll give it a go. I’m just a bit mystified why something so awful upon first taste can be transformed into an enjoyable experience?