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What you been doing for the last two hours? (pt4)

WHAT THE FUCK?

My "BluntFest" torture method just had a major snag! :eek:

This here man just went over to the piano and did a fucking gorgeous rendition of "Goodbye My Lover" and didn't even need lyrics or sheet music ....:hmm:

He has been holding out on me, he doesn't hate this music at all. :mad:

I knew I married this fool for a reason. :cool:

I'm off to the lyrics thread with a knot in my throat & tummy, the cool kind. :cool:
 
britney spears greatest hits is wicked for torture :cool:

I have done me stinky bin, sweeped me floor, sweeped the cobwebs off the ceiling and now I gotta cook me dinner.
 
finishing painting, fed the cats, cooked tea, curled up to watch some stuff I iplayered :)

was going to go out tonight but I had a bit of a shit start to my day so am running behind :)
 
come on you have to admit it was a fucking corking thing to do :D


I'm seeing the funny side now - haven't looked at the sofa properly though so I may be crying again :oops:
 
I admit I did smirk and think to myself LOL! :D especially after actually buying the wrong stuff LOL aint got much luck have you!
 
Washing up, making and eating breakfast with the family (banana and maple drop scones with Greek yoghurt, fact fans), wiping down high chair and baby, putting baby down for a nap, being haired on by my attention-starved cat, thinking about my bro, contemplating what to do with the day.
 
Cleaning the flat, enjoying the peace and quiet, being glad that my tooth problem seems to be settling down !
 
Avoiding tidying, eating breakfast, avoiding looking at leaking pipe.

Thinking about where to go for lunch.

Responding to loads of texts from suddenly hugely attentive friends.
 
battling my on-line, right-wing, evangelical, US nemesis and sorting out littl'un's sleepover guests' return home.
 
Finishing a book, finally getting up, washing dishes, putting clothes wash on, drinking coffee and having a spliff

Today will be another very lazy day.
 
Im at work and my 'what ya been doing for 2 hours' will be that till (apart from sleeping) till Tuesday 9pm. I'm having a break ATM listening to R4 and had a veggie delight subway on Italian Herb & Cheese bread. Don't you all be jealous now!
 
Trawled the 99p shop in Maidenhead and bought cotton wool, tissues, make-up remover and hair gel!

Hung up a tapestry bell pull which was a 'legacy' from my Auntie who dier earlier this year.

Tried to find a replacement jug for our coffee maker - I did but it's £20.49 so may see if I can find a cheaper alternative
 
Flicking between reading and watching The Ashes. Figuring out if it is worth going out tonight/rallying people up to go out tonight and tryna get hold of some marijuaaaaaaaaana! :D
 
getting really fucked off cus the porn site I'm subbed to is being slow as fucking raas :mad: fuck sakes :mad:
 
washing baby clothes
dancing with madge to neneh cherry and then the noisettes :D
washing the kitchen floor
on the comuter coz i washed myself into a corner that just so happens to be where the omputer is ;)
 
I went to the job centre at 12.30 to find out they had changed my appointment to 2.30.

This meant I had 2 hours to kill in a shithole town.

I sat in a wetherspoons where everybody looks like Mario & Lisa from Big Brother, at different ages of their lives, and shitter, getting pissed in the afternoon.

Then I went to the job centre to find that I had already applied for everything and that there were no more jobs.

Then I went for a KFC, which I ate at a bus stop.

More and more often do I have this thought: "has my life come to this?"
 
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