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What you been doing for the last two hours? (pt4)

I know, I know. I hope to grow a backbone by the time we have real kids. :oops: Flashy just got the boy with the water pistol for looking the wrong way at the pan of boiling bacon joint.

Idk sounds like Flashy has the right idea. :D
 
Using the video function on the camera to record myself singing the song I have to sing in a few weeks time, being too stupid to realise I was standing in front of it, realising how fat and miserable I look :rolleyes:

I'm going to eat some pie.
 
Would you like some Rolos madzone? :)


I have been looking round the middle school with my youngest, chatting to my best friend on the phone, sorting laundry, discovering that my tumble drier is knackered, filling in online application forms for high schools and middle schools for my boys (when did they get old enough to leave first school? :( ) and writing a snotty email to the local council asking them to put their decision not to cut down the trees by my house in writing so that I had it handy in case one of the branches damaged my house or one of the children. :cool:

Now I'm going to clean the kitchen, put the little man to bed, browse the jobcentre site and have a bit of a sit down. :cool:
 
I have been breathing through my mouth and feeling very wobbly because I took some medicine and am halfway through a bottle of wine. Steeling myself to clean because we're having the flat valued tomorrow.
 
Fiddling with a fire that just won't get going, and now it's nearly bedtime :mad: Curses on your damp coal! *shakes fist*
 
Still trying to work out why the idiot who came to the shop spying on our products for their boss found it necessary to lie when I called them out on it.
 
Playing internet scrabble, i spy with my little eye, hangman, bingo, chess, kerplunk and countdown. Listening to tunes at low volume, drinking tea, smoking fags
 
Any luck :D

I find trying to do curvy naked women on it is a bit awkward

If I had a curvy naked woman to do I wouldn't be playing on my etch a sketch
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I've been comparing how many times all of the members of NWA say the word 'bitch' in their careers after NWA

Eazy E was the least sexist but I think that's cos he died in 1996
 
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