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What you been doing for the last two hours? (pt4)

Waking up
Snoozing alarm
Waking up
Snoozing alarm
Getting up
Coffee
Bath
Iron shirt
Walk, bus, walk, train, walk
Coffee
Urban75
 
making breakfast for kids and mr feyr, making sure feyr jnr and feyrette put school uniform on right, and had everything for school including their reading bag as its library day. letting them watch a bit of tv while i got the twins dressed. making up snack bags for the twins for nursery and making mr feyr a packed lunch . quick cup of coffee and a pootle on here, and it will be time for the school run , 1 hour walk there and back, in the cold,at times like this i wish we had a car !
 
Stuffing my face with what I could find for tea being hungry as I am after a 10 hour work day.
Telling off 2 of the 3 cats for breaking into the fridge and scoffing most of the chicken. The picked chicken left from the roast on Saturday that me and Flashy were gonna have for our tea. The chicken that we bought cos we're skint and we thought we could stretch it to 3 meals. :mad::mad:
F'ckin' bastard animals.
 
:D

For the next 2 hours I shall mostly be guarding the fridge with a water pistol in hand but I shall have to retire to bed soon and I may block access to the fridge so that the felines don't abscond with the rest of the fridge contents during the night.
 
Just been in a mad meeting with a welfare rights worker explaining the new benefits changes, she was a top notch gal who proper ripped into jobcentreplus and the DWP, respect!
 
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For the next 2 hours I shall mostly be guarding the fridge with a water pistol in hand but I shall have to retire to bed soon and I may block access to the fridge so that the felines don't abscond with the rest of the fridge contents during the night.
You should put a door on it
 
Aye :D Flashy is still trying to work out if the plate in there was too big and caused the door to be loosely shut or if they devised a way of getting it open. I'm thinking the latter knowing how cunning Flinty is.

Cheeky little sods having been eyeing it up again today. If I had more money I'd get a kid proof fridge thing from Mothercare.
 
Did your moggies raid the fridge then?

I've been doing too fucking much of fucking everybastardthing and I've had enough
 
Yeah. Sachin has a thing for roast chicken. It seems to be his kitty crack. Flashy picked the chicken we had on Saturday and put a bloody great plate of it in the fridge for tea last night, risotto or something of that ilk. Sachin was sniffing the bottom corner of the fridge door yesterday morning.

Thought not much of it then I got a text from Flashy to say the kids had broken into the fridge and scoffed pretty much all of the chicken while he'd been upstairs doing something. Meg wasn't involved but Flinty bolted out the cat flap and Sachin was chased round the house by Flashy until he could manage to escape. I was flitting between :mad: and :D at work. Got back and told them off once I'd managed to get out of Flashy that he'd had to shut them outside cos he was so angry with them. :rolleyes: Honestly! Human children would be easier to cope with.

For the last two hours I've been doing some Sky + catch up and some research about freeganism.
 
Jesus Mogden

I'd not only have shut them outside, I'd have booted the fuckers to the bottom of the garden for that crime!! :D

My two just turned their noses up at some chicken skin. Posh twats :mad:
 
I did give them a punishment for it. Plenty of nose tapping, blowing on their noses and face, stern voice and water splashing whilst showing them the remaining chicken. Flashy wanted to lock them out all night but I couldn't forgive myself if anything happened to them while they were out there cos they're not used to it. Bloody softy that I am. :rolleyes:

They're forgiven today but we've got the water pistol filled and at the ready in case they start looking at our grub again. We thought we found claw marks in the butter last week but dismissed it. Looks like they were! :mad:

Oh and the really ironic thing is that the rest of the leftover chicken was too furry to be edible by us obviously so we gave it to Meg as she'd been good and she turned her nose up at it! So we can't give it to the other 2 now and we can't eat it :(
 
hehe

I have one useful thing to add - buy a friggin butter dish! No more claw marks!

You can pick em up dead cheap from Wilkies or similar
 
Funny you should say that cos we have a Wilkos one with a glass cow inlay thing on it but the lid wasn't on it that night. It bloody is now though!
 
Funny you should say that cos we have a Wilkos one with a glass cow inlay thing on it but the lid wasn't on it that night. It bloody is now though!

:D

my teenager does a rather good job of making sure the lid stays on, by leaving butter all round the rim, so it sets hard and you have to actually yank it off (and have opposable thumbs to do so) :rolleyes:
 
:D

I felt that same feeling I think my mum felt all those years ago when we left the chest freezer open just after she'd restocked it from the freezer man and we managed to ruin rather a lot of newly purchased frozen goodies. I went all Supernanny-esque on their asses. Punishment, time for them to contemplate what they'd done then love and fuss. :)
 
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I felt that same feeling I think my mum felt all those years ago when we left the chest freezer open just after she'd restocked it from the freezer man and we managed to ruin rather a lot of newly purchased frozen goodies. I went all Supernanny-esque on their asses. Punishment, time for them to contemplate what they'd done then love and fuss. :)

:eek:

fuck love and fuss - not only did they STEAL, but they ATE YOUR FOOD!!! two separate crimes, each as fully deserving of no love whatsoever for the next week or so :D
 
I know, I know. I hope to grow a backbone by the time we have real kids. :oops: Flashy just got the boy with the water pistol for looking the wrong way at the pan of boiling bacon joint.
 
i have spent the time since collecting madge from nursery trying to convince her to wash her arms. she is covered in multi-coloured paint (basically all a purpley shade of brown :D) but she thinks it looks like tattoo's so doesn't want to wash it off / keeps telling us they wont come off

she'll be disapointed in the bath in the next 15minutes :D

all that and cooking, eating and buping curry :cool:
 
I know, I know. I hope to grow a backbone by the time we have real kids. :oops: Flashy just got the boy with the water pistol for looking the wrong way at the pan of boiling bacon joint.

I do hope so :D

does that mean we might be seeing you on the preggers thread soon then? ;):hmm:
 
hehehe , feyr jnr bought a set of tattoo sleeves ( from sainsburys halloween stuff) at the weekend, and we have been subjected to massive tantrums when we said he couldn't wear them to school :rolleyes: to be fair his argument was that "but Daddy wears his tattoos to school!" , so we had to try and explain that mr feyrs tats dont come off, that he keeps them covered when at school and that teachers had a different dress code to schoolkids :D

i have spent the last 2 hours doing some half hearted cleaning, cooking tea for the kidlets and giving them all baths .
 
i have spent the time since collecting madge from nursery trying to convince her to wash her arms. she is covered in multi-coloured paint (basically all a purpley shade of brown :D) but she thinks it looks like tattoo's so doesn't want to wash it off / keeps telling us they wont come off

she'll be disapointed in the bath in the next 15minutes :D

all that and cooking, eating and buping curry :cool:

what is buping curry? is this a new vegetable i'm not aware of?


:D@madge
 
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