What you been doing for the last two hours? (pt3)

[Pip]

Managing (almost) to ditch my day old cold High temp, sore tickly throat, earache, runny nose, shakes, achy back gone, old man's cough nearly on the way out and I can smell and taste again.

All praise the healing powers of vicks bubble baths, hot water bottles, honey choc and cardamom milky drinks, warm pink jim jams, sleep and homemade oxtail soup!

Sounds worth getting a cold for!

 

[snackhead]

Sounds worth getting a cold for!

I was determined to fight it cos I'm off work on leave for a few days at the mo, trust it to happen when I've got time off

 

[Nougat]

Drinking bottles of Fruli and listening to Carina Round albums, feeding child and generally moping.

 

[colacubes]

drinking wine on the south bank and enjoying the sun

 

[sojourner]

Negotiating a payment plan on a fucking whopping electricity account for the new site, sending out a virtual office licence agreement, adding info to a services analysis, and eating a flapjack

Flapjacks fucking rule It's good all this snacking malarkey innit?

 

[dolly's gal]

applying for a new job. eating a carrot. thinking bout going back to bed

 

[snackhead]

hanging out washing, wii fit, watching Reefer Madness

 

[sojourner]

hanging out washing, wii fit, watching Reefer Madness

That's just made me want a spliff

 

[Tank Girl]

putting photos online, sewing, having hummous, pitta and salad for lunch. now back to the sewing.

 

[sojourner]

just had a moment of panic there

checked my hotmail, seetickets mailed me to say my butthole surfer tickets that have only just arrived are not valid and i have to send them back

rang seewankers, and they are sending out new ones today - fuckin best had be today - gigs on saturday

 

[Y_I_Otter]

Yesterday: canning beets
Today: canning pickled beets
Tomorrow: probably still canning beets (and jarring up the kosher dills)

 

[sojourner]

Yesterday: canning beets
Today: canning pickled beets
Tomorrow: probably still canning beets (and jarring up the kosher dills)

not QUITE what you've been doing for the last TWO HOURS, is it? Hmm??

 

[DotCommunist]

nursing the mother of all headaches

 

[keithy]

thinking way too much and finding it impossible to get off my rayt big gay fat arse and do something productive.

 

[Y_I_Otter]

not QUITE what you've been doing for the last TWO HOURS, is it? Hmm??

There's a lot of hurry-up-and-wait to this canning stuff. The laptop on the counter is my only friend today. I swear if someone else says "caught you red-handed" I'm not going to be held responsible...

 

[Pip]

Coming back from flippin Camden after spending the night on my friend's sofa, after doing some dumb trek to a car crash birthday party I didn't even want to go to. The birthday girl kept crying because not enough people turned up, getting changed into her pyjamas and going to bed, crying and stopping people from leaving, trying to initiate a game where we all sit in a circle and say what we like about her, then trying to make her mum force us when we refused ("make them play, mummy"), performing a really bad pole dancing routine, crying some more and singing show tunes really loudly when I was trying to make a phonecall in the hall, then crying a bit more. Ughhh. I've also been to the doctors about me ticker, and picked up some glasses as apparently I need them now

 

[Badgers]

Listening to clients trying to wriggle out of contractual obligations. Blaming me for their internal shortcomings and then when I point out the legal position they stop blaming me and ask me to help them....

 

[sojourner]

I swear if someone else says "caught you red-handed" I'm not going to be held responsible...

Yehh!! Deck the cunts!! Woo - fight! fight!! Beet em up YI

heh


beet


god i'm on form today

 

[sojourner]

thinking way too much and finding it impossible to get off my rayt big gay fat arse and do something productive.

is it just your arse that's gay then?

and why is that?

 

[sojourner]

Coming back from flippin Camden after spending the night on my friend's sofa, after doing some dumb trek to a car crash birthday party I didn't even want to go to. The birthday girl kept crying because not enough people turned up, getting changed into her pyjamas and going to bed, crying and stopping people from leaving, trying to initiate a game where we all sit in a circle and say what we like about her, then trying to make her mum force us when we refused ("make them play, mummy"), performing a really bad pole dancing routine, crying some more and singing show tunes really loudly when I was trying to make a phonecall in the hall, then crying a bit more. Ughhh. I've also been to the doctors and picked up some glasses as apparently I need them now

how the fuck old is this girl? i've read it 3 times and can't decide if she's 10 or 21

 

[Pip]

how the fuck old is this girl? i've read it 3 times and can't decide if she's 10 or 21

She was 21 yesterday She's just a complete twat. The whole thing was really painful because three of my best friends have recently fallen out and were being twats too, and I ended up getting pissed off and shouting at loads of people.
Good times, eh?

 

[Badgers]

how the fuck old is this girl? i've read it 3 times and can't decide if she's 10 or 21

My first thought too...

Was her mum fit?

 

[sojourner]

She was 21 yesterday She's just a complete twat. The whole thing was really painful because three of my best friends have recently fallen out and were being twats too, and I ended up getting pissed off and shouting at loads of people.
Good times, eh?

jesus CHRIST

'fraid I'd have gobbed her one - 21st or no 21st. She sounds like she wants fuckin locking up!!!

 

[keithy]

is it just your arse that's gay then?

and why is that?

yes, and I don't know

 

[Y_I_Otter]

god i'm on form today

*Roots around for a punny rejoinder and comes up blank.*

 

[Y_I_Otter]

jesus CHRIST

'fraid I'd have gobbed her one - 21st or no 21st. She sounds like she wants fuckin locking up!!!

When I got to the show-tunes bit I had to backtrack and confirm that it was a girl who was having the birthday. It reminded me of some of those 'confirmed bachelor' birthdays I've attended.

 

[sojourner]

When I got to the show-tunes bit I had to backtrack and confirm that it was a girl who was having the birthday. It reminded me of some of those 'confirmed bachelor' birthdays I've attended.

yes, it was very confusing...pyjamas/crying/mummy one minute, pole dancing the next, then showtunes. completely threw me!

 

[Pip]

My first thought too...

Was her mum fit?

Nah, her mum's one of those rich earth mothers who only ears quinoa and bee pollen, so she's a bit weird and sinewy.
I wish you lot could have been there, it had to be seen to be believed.

 

[sojourner]

I wish you lot could have been there, it had to be seen to be believed.

I think it was probably a good idea we WEREN'T there

I wholeheartedly congratulate you on your response though. Only thing you could have done really

 

[Pip]

I think it was probably a good idea we WEREN'T there

I wholeheartedly congratulate you on your response though. Only thing you could have done really

You would have been proud.