There should be a badge for this... I swear I didn't see it coming... Despite having experienced the exact same thing while lounging on a friends rooftop terrace last year (fatally not using sunscreen because we'd run out) D'oh.Haha, snap maya, one-sided sunburn.
wishing I had a different life to the one I have
Worrying about my baby. Why hasn't he moved? He always wakes up and moves around when I'm lying in bed with a cup of tea, but not this morning.
Phoned the midwife who offered reassurance, but I can't help fretting.
wishing I had a different life to the one I have
Not having a good day, are you love?
What you doing tomorrow.....?
same old bullshit (interspersed with rollems cake, which is the only good thing)What's up?
same old bullshit (interspersed with rollems cake, which is the only good thing)
it would but I fear she would murder me
wishing I had a different life to the one I have
I've got a crap life too if that helps you feel any better, in fact I'll bet you a pound that it's crapper than yours..........
it's not a fucking competition you know
mines worse
The badge would of course leave a hole in your best top thereby making life even crappier.
Could be a competition. Winner gets a badge stating that they have the crappiest life.
The badge would of course leave a hole in your best top thereby making life even crappier.
Not to mention piercing your boob cos its a crap badge too.
Thats of course assuming that you have a best top.........