What the feck is all the fuss about 'Micro Wallets'?

[SheilaNaGig]

Isn't that fear the reason men carry huge bits of kit around and drive those absurdly enormous cars?

Or is that just a modern myth?



So... the blokes who have micro wallets are signalling that they're well endowed?

 

[8ball]

Even if we're given pockets our pretend-men clobber, the pockets are significantly smaller than they are for you.

Women's Pockets are Inferior.

Pockets for women are seditionary, as anyone knows.

The Patriarchy called to say "Bwahahahaahahahaaa!!!!".

 

[8ball]

I bought a pair of fashionably low cut jeans a while ago and the pockets were fucking tiny (like the women's ones in that article) so I feel your pain.

Get yourself some Swedish prison trousers. The pockets are massive and many.

 

[moochedit]

Get yourself some Swedish prison trousers. The pockets are massive and many.

Is it possible to get them without having to break a law in sweden?

 

[editor]

Get yourself some Swedish prison trousers. The pockets are massive and many.

I'm pretty much totally over multi-pocketed pants. And prison chic has never appealed.

 

[editor]

Everything.... ? really....?

Micropenis - Wikipedia

This thread has taken a very unsavoury turn.

 

[8ball]

Is it possible to get them without having to break a law in sweden?

Yeah, various Army Surplus and similar suppliers will have them.

 

[Reno]

I didn't know there was a fuss about micro wallets, but now that I've seen this, I want one ! I always keep my wallet in my front pocket, more space would be nice.

 

[8ball]

I'm pretty much totally over multi-pocketed pants. And prison chic has never appealed.

They're more "workwear" than "prison chic", really. Like half way between jeans and "workman trousers".

 

[editor]

I didn't know there was a fuss about micro wallets, but now that I've seen this, I want one ! I always keep my wallet in my front pocket, more space would be nice.

I'll report back when I get my mini-wallet!

 

[SheilaNaGig]

This thread has taken a very unsavoury turn.

You’re right. It was a shit joke, and also a shitty one.

I apologise.

 

[Saffy]

My OH has a Trove wallet because he liked the idea of it being all slim and having more room in his pocket.

In reality it's stuffed with receipts and around 5 times fatter than it should be and the elastic has gone a bit baggy.