What stupid shit has Trump done today?

[Lord Camomile]

Holy fucking shite. It really runs like a parody! From starting off with "better than Lincoln, better than Washington" to the fact he's asking $99 for a card, to the fact they look like a "good enough for the meme" rush job

Fuck. Ing. Hell.

 

[Monkeygrinder's Organ]

Hang on, you could win dinner with Trump? Where do I get one?

 

[cupid_stunt]

Full launch video here. It's fucking hilarious.

And you can see the bit where he explains it exactly the way they explained it to him. "They're like baseball cards Mr President."

Fucking hell, and the scary thing is, mugs will actually buy into this shit.

 

[Yuwipi Woman]

There was speculation he might be declaring a bid for House speaker or something but the big announcement turned out to be a line of Trump Card NFTs.

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Are you sure that's not the "bad photoshop" website?

 

[Raheem]

Holy fucking shite. It really runs like a parody! From starting off with "better than Lincoln, better than Washington" to the fact he's asking $99 for a card, to the fact they look like a "good enough for the meme" rush job

Fuck. Ing. Hell.

It's not even a card. It's a URL representing a digital image.

 

[bimble]

Can't remember is he still going to try to be the President again in a couple of years ?

 

[chandlerp]

 

[rubbershoes]

Shame they're NFTs.. I was hoping for, ahem, Top Trumps

 

[Bingoman]

Top trumps

 

[souljacker]

he's asking $99 for a card,

I couldn't believe what I was seeing there and my brain just assumed they were 99c. But no.

 

[two sheds]

I couldn't believe what I was seeing there and my brain just assumed they were 99c. But no.

They're not Pokemon you know

 

[Yossarian]

overcompensating much on the grouse shoot

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One of the funniest parts is how he says the cards are "moments from his life and career" and they seem to be almost entirely depictions of things he never did - he lived in New York City his whole life before spending a few years stinking up the White House then moving to Florida, when the fuck did he ever shoot a grouse? Kicked a pigeon, maybe.

 

[Flavour]

It's so brilliant, he's obviously taking the piss, paying 99 dollars for a url where you can right click and save image as jpeg, it's outstanding

 

[pogofish]

Farage Gins and now Trump Cards, what a strange world we live in.

Trump lost his EU trademarks for whisky a while back, so get-in there if you want to cash-in!

Trump loses European Trademarks

Donald Trump is taking a beating on all fronts this year: not only has he lost the US elections but he is also losing the European registrations of the trademark Trump. According to the European trademark office EUIPO, Trump hasn’t used his trademark over the past five years in Europe. And if...

chiever.nl

 

[pogofish]

, when the fuck did he ever shoot a grouse? Kicked a pigeon, maybe.

He made a lot of noise here about banning/ending hunting/shooting on his Menie Estate - I wonder if his gun-lovin support back home knows much about that..?

 

[Lord Camomile]

One of the funniest parts is how he says the cards are "moments from his life and career" and they seem to be almost entirely depictions of things he never did - he lived in New York City his whole life before spending a few years stinking up the White House then moving to Florida, when the fuck did he ever shoot a grouse? Kicked a pigeon, maybe.

You don't remember this?

Or this?

(They're just so fucking god awful )

 

[two sheds]

 

[MrCurry]

What kind of a fucking idiot do you have to be to pay $99 for a digital image of Trump as superman? And how does that ”pertain to my life and career” as the neon insurrectionist put it?

 

[two sheds]

Is there one of him being nailed to a cross?

 

[Lurdan]

What kind of a fucking idiot do you have to be

from this twitter thread

 

[bimble]

This whole thing has got to feel very embarrassing for a fair chunk of the people who once supported him. Good.

 

[two sheds]

I'm not sure that a fair chunk of the people who once supported him are able to feel embarrassment though.

 

[cupid_stunt]

from this twitter thread

That thread certainly does deliver some laughs.

 

[chandlerp]

The tweet taking the piss out of Trump's NFTs has been suspended. Musk has suspended all the journalists that report on him (on Musk, not Trump). Free Speech my arse.

 

[StoneRoad]

good grief.
the tangarine one has found another way to grift and his "fans" will be only too happy to oblige [he hopes].

they're so goddamm awful
my eyes are cringing rather than just crying

 

[Boris Sprinkler]

Can I now point out his spaceships are fake.

 

[NoXion]

Can I now point out his spaceships are fake.

Trump Spaceships? Since when?

 

[BigMoaner]

Full launch video here. It's fucking hilarious.

And you can see the bit where he explains it exactly the way they explained it to him. "They're like baseball cards Mr President."

the world is mental.

 

[BigMoaner]

Qanon followers: trump is God's soldier, sent here to drain the swamp. To reunite America wtih God once more, after he has cleaned away the filth.

Trump:

 

[BigMoaner]

That thread certainly does deliver some laughs.

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wish these lunatics believed in algorithyms more than they believed in coincidences. they have literally been rotted by them.