What should a Neo-Blairite Party be Called?

[toblerone3]

Labour Lite

 

[YouSir]

Continuity Conservative Party.

 

[YouSir]

Provisional Liberal Democrats.

 

[elbows]

Gang Of Foreskins.

 

[gimesumtruf]

kendall's heroes

 

[Plumdaff]

Plaid Cuntwy

Plaid Cwntu is better spelt

 

[elbows]

Change the first word to Paid.

 

[gimesumtruf]

hunt supporters

 

[Puddy_Tat]

cuntservative party

 

[YouSir]

TRISTRAM HUNT'S BLUE RED ARMY (clap clap clap)

 

[SpookyFrank]

Neoliberal Demotwats

 

[nino_savatte]

Progress.


And they'll fucking choose it too.

 

[SpookyFrank]

Well, they're a bunch of wankers from north London who consistently fail to live up to their delusions of grandeur.

So let's just call them Tottenham Hotspur.

 

[Wilf]

News International.

 

[SpookyFrank]

PriceWankerhouse (Yvette) Coopers

 

[William of Walworth]

To revive/adapt an ancient Steve Bell one ....

Blairocratic Demo-Sensiblists (Moderate-Adaptivism Wing)



Well they are a splitter-sect aren't they ...

 

[SpookyFrank]

Chuka's Muckers.

 

[campanula]

Vacuity
Shiny Teeth

 

[Wilf]

If there's a Blairite party, his erstwhile rival will want to launch his own - The Monster Raving Broon Party

 

[SpookyFrank]

The Scottish Nowhere Party

 

[xenon]

Not very original, but worthless cunts. That does it for me.

 

[Sprocket.]

Ends of Bells.

Look.

 

[Belushi]

New SDP

 

[Sprocket.]

The Ozwald Boateng Trousered Philanthropists.

 

[DotCommunist]

New SDP

New Social Democratic Alliance Party (NSDAP)

 

[YouSir]

Chuka Ummuna and the Spiders From Mars

 

[salem]

Aren't these the team names from The Apprentice?

Yup - I can imagine any naming session going along the same lines!

 

[Teaboy]

Chuka Ummuna and the Spiders From Mars

Chuka Ummuna and the SPADers From Mars?

 

[moochedit]

Is "Liberal Democrats" taken, btw?

give it a year or so and it'll be available.

 

[moochedit]

Tory Lite