What are you panic buying?

[maomao]

I've just been through Mrs Maomao's coronavirus stash upstairs and we won't be running out of chocolate buttons anytime soon. And lots of flour. Low on shit tickets though. Wish I hadn't thrown out all the Guardians my mum always leaves behind.

 

[SpineyNorman]

Nappies and baby wipes (got enough for about 3 weeks if we ration them a bit). Also calpol (2 bottles now).

My dad brought us the biggest bag of oats I've ever seen too but fuck knows what we'll do with them if the milk runs out!

I'm a coca cola addict and would like to stock up but 2 weeks worth would fill the kitchen and the other half would definitely do something violent to me.

 

[danny la rouge]

we won't be running out of chocolate buttons any time soon

Chocolate buttons? Chocolate buttons are running out? Fuck.

I don’t eat them really, but I’d hate to not be able to. I’d better stock up!!!

 

[maomao]

My dad brought us the biggest bag of oats I've ever seen too but fuck knows what we'll do with them if the milk runs out!

You'll have to eat proper porridge. Milk porridge is disgusting.

 

[Maggot]

Nothing. I'm not that bothered, plus I still have my no deal Brexit stockpile (need to check the best before dates).

 

[DotCommunist]

ma heard there was a possible shortage of generic cheapo paracetamol/ibobrufens in the pipeline and sent me to get as many as the shop would let me have (they don't sell you over a certain amount because of suicide. Which is almost certainly the result of trying to do suicide prevention without actually spending any money at all).

 

[wiskey]

I bought an extra bag of pasta.

The woman next to me bought about 50 packets of powdered spag bol seasoning

 

[JimW]

I've just been through Mrs Maomao's coronavirus stash upstairs and we won't be running out of chocolate buttons anytime soon. And lots of flour. Low on shit tickets though. Wish I hadn't thrown out all the Guardians my mum always leaves behind.

Not panic buying but wife's been buying loads of flour and making her own flatbread, buns and cakes for almost the first time while we're in lockdown. Been very tasty national crisis so far.

 

[danny la rouge]

Powdered spag Bol seasoning is running out? I’ve never used it, but there must be a reason everyone wants to stock up! I’d better stock up!!!

 

[Sprocket.]

ma heard there was a possible shortage of generic cheapo paracetamol/ibobrufens in the pipeline and sent me to get as many as the shop would let me have (they don't sell you over a certain amount because of suicide. Which is almost certainly the result of trying to do suicide prevention without actually spending any money at all).

Our local Tesco haven’t had any paracetamol for about three weeks, tablets, caplets or capsules.

 

[Sprocket.]

Only items we always have a decent stock of are Teabags, dog food and toilet rolls.

 

[danny la rouge]

I’m going to stock up on sambucca. I worry it’ll be hard to get because of the situation in Italy.

 

[andysays]

Chocolate buttons? Chocolate buttons are running out? Fuck.

I don’t eat them really, but I’d hate to not be able to. I’d better stock up!!!

Powdered spag Bol seasoning is running out? I’ve never used it, but there must be a reason everyone wants to stock up! I’d better stock up!!!

It's thoughtless people like you who cause essential items like chocolate buttons and powdered spaghetti Bolognese seasoning to run out so we can't find them and end up starving, you monster

 

[danny la rouge]

It's thoughtless people like you who cause essential items like chocolate buttons and powdered spaghetti Bolognese seasoning to run out so we can't find them and end up starving, you monster

I’m just being prudent! Don’t blame me if your sambucca, chocolate buttons and spag Bol Party is a flop!

 

[SpineyNorman]

You'll have to eat proper porridge. Milk porridge is disgusting.

Thought milk was the only option, is proper porridge made with water? Used to give that the dog when she was a pup

 

[Pickman's model]

thought i was going to get lots of stuff, but barely need anything as have a shelf of pasta, rice, tins etc bought for brexit. hand gel from work. just tea and chocolate to go.

e2a: and sugar

 

[danny la rouge]

Thought milk was the only option, is proper porridge made with water? Used to give that the dog when she was a pup

Oats, water, salt. Soak overnight. Cook.

Serve. Splash of milk to cool if you wish.

If you’re using rolled oats, you don’t need to soak over night.

 

[SpineyNorman]

I'm the buyer at work and due to a fuck up (mistook boxes for bottles when I placed the order) I may have the UKs largest stock of hand gel. Tenner a bottle if anyone wants some lol

(Not really, I've been distributing it to colleagues on the sly)

 

[Wilf]

I've gone to the next stage, buying a shotgun, infra-red cameras and two pit bulls. No fucker's gonna get my supply of pot noodle.

 

[Saul Goodman]

Bacon... for the last 30 years.

 

[Detroit City]

Hand sanitizer and canned chicken soup

 

[maomao]

Oats, water, salt. Soak overnight. Cook.

Serve. Splash of milk to cool if you wish.

If you’re using rolled oats, you don’t need to soak over night.

Agreed, As long as when you say 'salt' what you really mean is 'peanut butter, chocolate chips and maybe some jam'.

 

[SpineyNorman]

People stockpiling booze should consider switching to lsd imo.

Takes up no space at all, is cheaper in the sense of cost vs off your tits ratio and it's just much better.

Although if you start dry coughing while you're tripping it could go south really fast!

 

[danny la rouge]

Sambucca, sambucca, sambucca.

(I’d just love to start an inexplicable run on sambucca to get the pundits scratching their heads. Get on your social media platforms and spread alarm).

 

[WouldBe]

Nothing.

 

[Wilf]

Eggnog factory ram raided...

 

[Chilli.s]

Bogroll, tins of food, flu medicine.

 

[Numbers]

Weirdly not been able to find any dried salted cod in our usually reliable world food shops here in Newham. Pollock etc. yes but no cod.

Apart from that we have everything we need for a luxury all-inclusive isolation.

 

[Chilli.s]

Did replace hand sanitiser (none in shop) with a bottle of vodka.

 

[danny la rouge]

Sambucca. Tesco’s deliver.