Wetherspoons runs out of ketchup

[xenon]

No, just no. Too much wrongnuss in this thread.

Beans. Who the fucking fuck, has baked beans with fish, Proper fish not fishfingers.

Curry source on battered fish?
:sad n wrong:

 

[xenon]

Curry sauce and coleslaw on a deep fried Mars bar. Scottish cuisine at its finest.

You forgot the heroine.
/ Stuart Lee

 

[neonwilderness]

At least no one has suggested fish and chips with beans then cheese yet

 

[William of Walworth]

At least no one has suggested fish and chips with beans then cheese yet

I made a point of excluding that particular combination, above

 

[Steel Icarus]

Beans. Who the fucking fuck, has baked beans with fish, Proper fish not fishfingers.

Fucking ME. Like gay marriage, why does it bother anyone else? I don't insist you have beans
I despise vinegar but wouldn't call anyone a wrongun for wrongly have that wrong shit all over their fucking wrong fucking fish wrong grrr etc

 

[Yossarian]

Beans. Who the fucking fuck, has baked beans with fish, Proper fish not fishfingers.

Curry source on battered fish?

These sound like the kinds of dinner orders that would have exposed German spies during the war.

 

[Epona]

Fucking ME. Like gay marriage, why does it bother anyone else? I don't insist you have beans
I despise vinegar but wouldn't call anyone a wrongun for wrongly have that wrong shit all over their fucking wrong fucking fish wrong grrr etc

I suggest you avoid the FEB thread and anything that mentions baked potatoes and the relative positioning of beans and cheese therein. This is urban75 and these arguments can rage for years/decades.

 

[Steel Icarus]

I suggest you avoid the FEB thread and anything that mentions baked potatoes and the relative positioning of beans and cheese therein. This is urban75 and these arguments can rage for years/decades.

Oh, I know, I've been here a decade now Epona

 

[pseudonarcissus]

Ketchup fucks up fish and chips

It's nice enough on chips

But with fish? The mark of a wrong un

A classy joint would run out or tartar sauce.

 

[Epona]

A classy joint would run out or tartar sauce.

I love tartar sauce, is it wrong of me that I make some on the rare occasions when I am planning to visit the chippy for a takeaway fish supper?

 

[neonwilderness]

A classy joint would run out or tartar sauce.

We‘re talking about ‘Spoons though

 

[AmateurAgitator]

Have you drank that stuff lately? You know how it used to be a bit shit? Since the sugar tax and the addition of sweetener, it's now REALLY shit. It's actually fucking vile!

You are wrong. It's the muts nuts.

 

[8ball]

I love tartar sauce, is it wrong of me that I make some on the rare occasions when I am planning to visit the chippy for a takeaway fish supper?

wrong ‘un!

<waves pitchfork>

 

[xenon]

Fucking ME. Like gay marriage, why does it bother anyone else? I don't insist you have beans
I despise vinegar but wouldn't call anyone a wrongun for wrongly have that wrong shit all over their fucking wrong fucking fish wrong grrr etc

It's like putting jam on a pork chop or mustard on an eclaire…

And don't you live in Grimsby? Having beans on fish there is like church burning or sommat…

 

[Mation]

There's also been - or so I've been told - a shortage of sugar sachets as loads more places go for condiment & sugar sachets in place of bottles and bowls / shakers ... something to do with stopping people handling things.

GOOD. I've always been suspicious of non-sacheted seasonings since the time I sprinkled the scrambled eggs in my hotel breakfast with what I thought was cracked black pepper, but in fact turned out to be fucking sand in small fucking ornamental vase.

SAND.

 

[8ball]

Wtf

 

[Mation]

Wtf

I know. Why? Why did they put it there amongst the condiments, ffs?

 

[krtek a houby]

GOOD. I've always been suspicious of non-sacheted seasonings since the time I sprinkled the scrambled eggs in my hotel breakfast with what I thought was cracked black pepper, but in fact turned out to be fucking sand in small fucking ornamental vase.

SAND.

I don't like sand.

 

[Saul Goodman]

You are wrong. It's the muts nuts.

Put up a poll somewhere. Let sane people vote on it.

 

[Steel Icarus]

It's like putting jam on a pork chop or mustard on an eclaire…

And don't you live in Grimsby? Having beans on fish there is like church burning or sommat…

I don't live there anymore.
Not after I was caught with beans on my fish.

 

[cyril_smear]

The boycott didn't last long then.

 

[Steel Icarus]

The boycott didn't last long then.

What?

 

[maomao]

Chef Brown Sauce best sauce.

Not Tonkatsu or similar? Japanese have a sauce that they refer to as 'so-su' (ie. sauce in a Japanese accent) and a classmate of mine at uni used to make a fuss about this wonderful Japanese sauce that was so lovely and exotic but when I had some it was just brown sauce, and very nice too. He was very offended when I pointed this out and accused me of not knowing what I was talking about but he was a public school type and maybe never had brown sauce in this country.

 

[Marty1]

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Can 2020 get any worse?

Wetherspoons run out of ketchup during Eat Out to Help Out scheme

Punters at one venue said they felt 'robbed' by the lack of the sauce on their fish and chips

www.cornwalllive.com

Probably a dry run before Brexit kicks in and the only food on the menu will be Koryo burgers.

 

[krtek a houby]

Not Tonkatsu or similar? Japanese have a sauce that they refer to as 'so-su' (ie. sauce in a Japanese accent) and a classmate of mine at uni used to make a fuss about this wonderful Japanese sauce that was so lovely and exotic but when I had some it was just brown sauce, and very nice too. He was very offended when I pointed this out and accused me of not knowing what I was talking about but he was a public school type and maybe never had brown sauce in this country.

Yeah, there's a load of brown sauces here and am just being nostalgic for the Irish one.

 

[Steel Icarus]

he was a public school type and maybe never had brown sauce in this country.

Ironic given the number of the fuckers in the Houses of Parliament.

 

[maomao]

Ironic given the number of the fuckers in the Houses of Parliament.

I was going to say they should all be drowned in HP sauce but that actually sounds like quite a nice way to go.

 

[neonwilderness]

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Probably a dry run before Brexit kicks in and the only food on the menu will be Koryo burgers.

There will be enough gammon for all after Brexit

 

[cyril_smear]

What?

Lots of people, maybe on u75 as well, were saying they were going to boycott spoons.

 

[Steel Icarus]

Lots of people, maybe on u75 as well, were saying they were going to boycott spoons.

Ah
I don't intend to go out ever again so I guess that counts