farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Couldn't one of you to a nearby shop and buy some brown sauce to put on your chips?
Wetherspoons runs out of ketchup
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TopCat
Putin fanboy
The manager said it was because of covid. I asked how? He had no answer at all.
You are sick. Brown sauce is for breakfast.
farmerbarleymow
I'm Petee's spirit animal
Brown sauce is the only sauce you need for chips. Ketchup is rubbish.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
There's that shop just across the crossing from the Barge...nip over, get a bottle and ask them to take it off yer bill!
TopCat
Putin fanboy
You cant bring your own apparently cos covid.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
What utter shite...there you are, having brought your own (potentially super spreading, virus shedding) frame....capitalism, eh?
TopCat
Putin fanboy
It was cheap. Lots of calories and the beer was good. Other than that the place is disgustingly filthy. More than ever
NoXion
Craicy the Squirrel
That's 100% bullshit. How the fuck does bringing one's own condiments contribute to the spread of the disease?
TopCat
Putin fanboy
No answers were forthcoming.
Steal the plates
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
I've always liked the Barge (when I use to regularly pop over to Goldsmiths for stuff) and, although it had its moments after student trough time, it never used to be excessively grubby. That's a shame.
NoXion
Craicy the Squirrel
It does not strike me as terribly good business sense to so readily give customers reasons to bugger off elsewhere, at a time when a pandemic is already cutting into takings.
TopCat
Putin fanboy
I just came back from Kos. The whole fucking island was immaculate. The Spoons has notices about covid everywhere but tables covered in shite. Dirty glasses. Filth on the floor. The service in this pub has always been crap but now its crap but they blame covid somehow.
Last time I went to Spoons (on my own a long time ago) I ordered three pizzas and took the plates home for FEB use
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
Out of greasy paper with some of the batter sticking to the paper.Fish and chips should be eaten on a cold beach in driving rain
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
The essential 'spoons dilemma; in my mind I have always boycotted the cunt's establishments whereas, in reality....
dessiato
🇪🇸 my spirit is crying for leaving
No post has driven me to such rage so quickly. In Grimsby, and to a lesser extent Cleethorpes, there are the best F&C shops/ cafés/restaurants anywhere in the UK. In each and every one you will find the fish is served at perfection. The accompaniments are selected to give the optimum eating pleasure regardless of your taste.And nothing about what it should be eaten with, evidently.
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
Chef Brown Sauce best sauce.
brogdale
Coming to terms with late onset Anarchism
Sounds like a thread starter, if ever I saw one...
NoXion
Craicy the Squirrel
Sounds like a thread starter, if ever I saw one...
But how can we have a starter, if there are no condiments?
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
The brown sauce must be really shit in China.
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
Have you drank that stuff lately? You know how it used to be a bit shit? Since the sugar tax and the addition of sweetener, it's now REALLY shit. It's actually fucking vile!and a glass of IrnBru
Are there any chips-only types reading this thread? 
They've got to be good. and I'm pretty fussy about that, but, here are the things I won't have with chips :
1. Beef fat
2. Fish (you're starting to get the idea
)
3. Ketchup (rank!!
)
4. Brown sauce
5. Excess of salt
6. Lots of other avoided condiments, because I just like PLAIN, HOT, CHIPS!!!!!
7. An indoor environment (bar the awning of a shop or something, when it rains, or a festival marquee/beer tent when there are similar conditions! )
Chips alongside mushy peas or even baked beans (
-- but no cheese ) have been very rarely known to happen.
I said very rarely.
Beer has no ranking whatsoever in the above avoiding-list!
... but!!! no St*lla or anything similar though!
They've got to be good. and I'm pretty fussy about that, but, here are the things I won't have with chips :
1. Beef fat
2. Fish (you're starting to get the idea
)3. Ketchup (rank!!
)4. Brown sauce
5. Excess of salt
6. Lots of other avoided condiments, because I just like PLAIN, HOT, CHIPS!!!!!
7. An indoor environment (bar the awning of a shop or something, when it rains, or a festival marquee/beer tent when there are similar conditions!
)Chips alongside mushy peas or even baked beans (
-- but no cheese ) have been very rarely known to happen.I said very rarely.
Beer has no ranking whatsoever in the above avoiding-list!
... but!!! no St*lla or anything similar though!
This thread appears to have almost abolished Covid-19???
Are chips the cure or even vaccine??? 
Are chips the cure or even vaccine???
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
China?
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
I thought you were in China?
krtek a houby
Merry Xmas!
What is it with you and East Asia?
Saul Goodman
It's all good, man
Where are you living?
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