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[editor]

editor If we go down and have a word with them this evening, can I put together a piece for brixton Buzz?

For sure. I've just tweeted about them too.

 

[Maharani]

leaving now for Tulse, see you in a couple

Let me know when you're in the hart then...

 

[Nanker Phelge]

I'll be in the hart in about 15 mins.

TXT ME

 

[Nanker Phelge]

leaving now for Tulse, see you in a couple

Mahrani is on her way...will txt me

 

[Maharani]

I'm outside the Hart. Fingers where are you?

 

[Smick]

Might a parliamentary candidate beer prepared to get involved in this?

Chuka spoke previously about pubs being community resources, so should someone be excluded without reason?

 

[discobastard]

So how did you guys get on earlier?

 

[Fingers]

Update later it will be interesting

 

[alfajobrob]

Update later it will be interesting

lalaa di id do did e dum....shah la la li la "cowbell" doo id dooo.......b ah d di dah.....

 

[Fingers]

Quick update now. Mr head beard did not want to come into the pub whilst we were there. I would still like to interview him before I write it up. Maybe he can private message me

 

[Maharani]

Erm, well. Had an interesting evening at the Tulse (another story to post). Then walked passed the hart. 3 bodies visable. Still alive, we think. They'll all be dead tomorrow. Mwahhhh, hahaha.

 

[ViolentPanda]

Pulled meat, pulled meat and yet more pulled fucking meat. Sooo fucking unoriginal.

What do you expect from wankers, if not lots of pulled meat?

 

[alfajobrob]

Quick update now. Mr head beard did not want to come into the pub whilst we were there. I would still like to interview him before I write it up. Maybe he can private message me

Cool, I quite liked the other owners in the place. they looked like very experienced people, happy and run a decent bar but the vibe from the big guy left masses to be desired.

Are we not allowed a little write up?

 

[Fingers]

Cool, I quite liked the other owners in the place. they looked like very experienced people, happy and run a decent bar but the vibe from the big guy left masses to be desired.

Are we not allowed a little write up?

No sorry mate, I would rather have had a chat with James (owner) about it but he seemed a little shy. I am happy to have chat with him via private message and I am not writing the Brixton Buzz article until Sunday so if james wants to PM me I am more than happy to have a chat with him. On the plus side, had a brill night out with Maharani

 

[alfajobrob]

No sorry mate, I would rather have had a chat with James (owner) about it but he seemed a little shy. I am happy to have chat with him via private message and I am not writing the Brixton Buzz article until Sunday so if james wants to PM me I am more than happy to have a chat with him. On the plus side, had a brill night out with Maharani

Fair enough...I'm glad you had a goodun

If your not a journo\writer you should be as your building the tension rather nicely. If your serious I'd like to see a yinteriew....made that up but yeah you know what i mean.

 

[Fingers]

Fair enough...I'm glad you had a goodun

If your not a journo\writer you should be as your building the tension rather nicely.

This Slowly slowly catchee interview with the fella

 

[Fingers]

Oh the other thing was, which I can post here is we were told to 'sit down'. When we asked why we were told it was a 'sitting down pub'. Make of that what you will....

 

[Fingers]

oh sit down...... protest

 

[Thimble Queen]

Oh the other thing was, which I can post here is we were told to 'sit down'. When we asked why we were told it was a 'sitting down pub'. Make of that what you will....

Wtf is a sitting down pub?!

 

[Fingers]

Wtf is a sitting down pub?!

Aye, we did not get a satisfactory answer out of the guy who had to manage the place whilst James was avoiding meeting us. Disappointing to say the least

 

[Fingers]

James, i am not around tomorrow, but Sunday would be fine to discus your plans for the place and how it will effect the local community. Please private message me x

 

[299 old timer]

Oh the other thing was, which I can post here is we were told to 'sit down'. When we asked why we were told it was a 'sitting down pub'. Make of that what you will....

They really should try harder to promote this novel idea - flyers with "The Hart, the world's first sitting down only, no standing room pub!!!" should do for a starter. Oh, and James blaring out the PA

 

[gaijingirl]

Intriguing!

 

[Maharani]

They really should try harder to promote this novel idea - flyers with "The Hart, the world's first sitting down only, no standing room pub!!!" should do for a starter. Oh, and James blaring out the PA

I had to read that twice to gerrit. Oh sit down, oh sit down...

 

[299 old timer]

I had to read that twice to gerrit. Oh sit down, oh sit down...

It has to be their theme tune, or they are missing a trick
At this rate, I give them 3 weeks, not 3 months. Talk about alienating your customer base!

 

[Fingers]

Those who find themselves ridiculous
Sit down next to me

 

[clandestino]

This is all utterly ludicrous. How many seats are there in the pub? 30 or so? What happens when they're all occupied - is no-one allowed to stand? And who's going to feel comfortable in a pub with such strict rules?

Maybe this is some kind of Brewster's Millions test, where the guy has to lose a fortune in order to get a bigger fortune...I can't think of any other explanation that makes more sense.

 

[gags]

I've just had a chat with Mary, a Tulse Hill character without a doubt, (she's said she doesn't mind me mentioning her name here).

She went into the Hart on Tuesday evening ....
Now - She was not barred before, hadn't been asked to leave in the whole time the previous people were there, so why the previous owner, JP Winter, would be so vindictive as to blot her copy book with the new owners, is beyond me....

I assume that you checked this was true with JP before blotting his copy book on here?

Mary was very welcome at THW while JP and his brother attempted to negotiate a reasonable deal with the still current owners, who remain Heineken.

Who needs facts when you have hyperbole eh?

 

[ViolentPanda]

I assume that you checked this was true with JP before blotting his copy book on here?

Mary was very welcome at THW while JP and his brother attempted to negotiate a reasonable deal with the still current owners, who remain Heineken.

Who needs facts when you have hyperbole eh?

Nanker stated that the current landlord claimed that Winter had told him she was an unsuitable customer. Either Winter is a vicious cunt and the current landlord is a dupe, or the current landlord is a lying cunt and Winter is an innocent dupe, or both of them have equal hands in a game of cunt Top Trumps. People appear to be making their judgement based of Winter on past experience, which while it's anecdote rather than "fact", isn't "hyperbole" by any stretch of the imagination.

 

[gags]

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