Nanker Phelge
Leave the gun. Take the cannoli.
It was a pushchair parking lot in there today.
Bring your kids, if you have to, I'm ok with little ones, but for fuck sake, taking up every inch of every bit of the pub with your perambulators is bang out of order.
I found a seat at one of the high tables by the window and got boxed in by baby carrying devices. It was like having a beer in a traffic jam.
Then when I got up to go to the bar...leaving all my stuff on the table....some cunt dad sat in my chair with his kid and starting playing with toys on my table....and this is part of a group that had taken over that daft big table in the middle....when I came back he sort or smiled, edged out a sorry, as if to say 'tough being a dad innit and not getting in everyone's way' to which my face said 'NO'.
...entitled fucks!
Pushchairs outside!!!!
