Tulse Hill news, chitter chatter and gossip

[Maharani]

Obviously they don't like scruffy types so I think we should do our best not to shower for a few days and wear our worst. Greebo, I think the old trainers would work better to piss them off.

Hoodies should do well in there too...

 

[Cartoon Man]

I'm gonna sit down with a pint. Naked.

 

[Maharani]

So'm I. The only question is old and beaten up trainers, or clean new ones?

I don't think I know what many of you look like so I'll just watch out for scruffy trainers and hoodies and hats...we should maybe meet outside and enter en masse???

 

[Maharani]

I'm gonna sit down with a pint. Naked.

Stand, naked...

 

[SpamMisery]

And soon No Drinking and No Talking

 

[Thimble Queen]

Turn around and face the wall.

 

[Nanker Phelge]

Have a stand in, not a sit in.

 

[discobastard]

‘I’m sorry mate, if you want to come in here you’re going to have to do up the top button on your shirt.’

 

[Nanker Phelge]

 

[pesh]

I've just been to test the 'no trainers, no standing up' rule... Front door was locked and sad looking man with beard stood behind the bar just shook his head.

They're taking this shit seriously.

 

[Nanker Phelge]

Maybe not then....

 

[Nanker Phelge]

 

[Nanker Phelge]

sad looking man with beard stood behind the bar just shook his head.

Tall fella?

 

[pesh]

Hard to tell... Going to have another go when I finish my pint I the Railway

 

[Maharani]

Just the use of the word 'dawgs' is making my skin crawl.

Do we know where these idiots come from?

 

[Sister Midnight]

Meat fetishists

 

[Maharani]

I don't want to eat a Spanish chick!!

 

[discobastard]

They are handing out 50% off food and cocktails right now. Outside the station.

 

[Maharani]

They are handing out 50% off food and cocktails right now. Outside the station.

Report back if you eat their DAWGS (shudder) or anything else...

 

[Nanker Phelge]

They are handing out 50% off food and cocktails right now. Outside the station.

Do the coupon comes with house rules and a list of table manners to be observed?

 

[Maharani]

It's their old beer mats!

 

[alfajobrob]

Do the coupon comes with house rules and a list of table manners to be observed?

No - the big beard with a wanker attitude has his own house rules and gets upset when questioned on them...his place..his rules....he basically said he wants rid of old locals as they put off the other customers.

The No trainers rule is bollocks for a start and it's No standing by the bar rather than anywhere?

The French cocktail guy seems ok and the Indian looking geez but as soon as Big Beard heard me asking he was straight over laying down non descriptive rules...They come from Shoredick btw.

I also grassed up Urban (told them to check) and said they should reply if they weren't being cunts.

 

[Nanker Phelge]

Feel trouble brewing...

 

[Nanker Phelge]

his place..his rules....he basically said he wants rid of old locals as they put off the other customers..

He actually admitted to that?

 

[alfajobrob]

He actually admitted to that?

Yip...monopolising the bar and scaring off clients

 

[alfajobrob]

It's now a "cock"tail bar in the guise of a pub.....

 

[BigMoaner]

I know some right 'orrible cunts out of tulse hill. I'll send em in for a " dawg"

 

[alfajobrob]

I know some right 'orrible cunts out of tulse hill. I'll send em in for a " dawg"

Make sure they don't stand at the bar

 

[Nanker Phelge]

So it's class war then?

 

[BigMoaner]

Wankers