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tube party on june 1st?

Londoner Matt Wynn, 43, a wanker, said: "I've come along with a bottle of champagne because I want to show that you can drink responsibly on the Tube and not cause trouble. It's going to be a bit of a stop-start evening, though, because there are no toilets on the Tube."
i'd fucking push him under for starters innit. like my soup du jour.....
 
Londoner Matt Wynn, 43, a wanker, said: "I've come along with a bottle of champagne because I want to show that you can drink responsibly on the Tube and not cause trouble. It's going to be a bit of a stop-start evening, though, because there are no toilets on the Tube."

Advertising it on Facebook and having 1000 hanger-on losers turn up, 990 of whom have probably never touched alcohol on the tube in their entire lives, is probably not the most 'responsible' thing, I guess.

Seems like the Space Hijackers might have got something together:
 
Shutting people into the station seems an odd thing to do. 'It's too crowded in here - you're not allowed to leave.' :confused:


Very odd.

Almost as though someone in the City of London Police wanted there to be "a riot".





On the other hand, given how stupid CoLP are: I'm guessing they pulled out the file marked "Public Order - Liverpool Street".

And in that file they'd have found it as a meeting point for the M41 Street Party :) :) and for J18 1999 :D

So - did they mistake a bunch of people wanting an ironic party (not a protest at all by the sound of it) for... you know...
 
Advertising it on Facebook and having 1000 hanger-on losers turn up, 990 of whom have probably never touched alcohol on the tube in their entire lives, is probably not the most 'responsible' thing, I guess.

Seems like the Space Hijackers might have got something together:


Quite

Sumption’s sister Freddie, 29, a student, added: “To be honest, I didn’t realise that it was legal to drink on the Tube until it was about to be made illegal.
 
I think it'll be really funny if that lot at Liverpool Street discover later on that loads of people had a party on the Circle Line because they got on at different stations :D
be even funnier if the tube line took everyone out to Epping and then said that was it........they have to walk back thru the forest now....:D
 
i'd fucking push him under for starters innit. like my soup du jour.....

Yes, because wishing to show that you can drink responsibly really is an action so evil that death is the only reasonable course of action.

And he must be a wanker for wanting to have a drink with that aim in mind.

Christ almighty. Get a grip.
 
Sumption’s sister Freddie, 29, a student, added: “To be honest, I didn’t realise that it was legal to drink on the Tube until it was about to be made illegal.”

With a name like "Freddie Sumption" ... assuming it's real... what would you expect?
 
Very odd.

Almost as though someone in the City of London Police wanted there to be "a riot".





On the other hand, given how stupid CoLP are: I'm guessing they pulled out the file marked "Public Order - Liverpool Street".

And in that file they'd have found it as a meeting point for the M41 Street Party :) :) and for J18 1999 :D

So - did they mistake a bunch of people wanting an ironic party (not a protest at all by the sound of it) for... you know...

It'll be BTP not CoLP
 
Yes, because wishing to show that you can drink responsibly really is an action so evil that death is the only reasonable course of action.

And he must be a wanker for wanting to have a drink with that aim in mind.

Christ almighty. Get a grip.
get a grip? nope sorry, this is student-wanker-bollocks of the highest order and if a grip is to be felt, it should be the soft caress as i lay some student-berks-head down on the tramline of desperation,
 
get a grip? nope sorry, this is student-wanker-bollocks of the highest order and if a grip is to be felt, it should be the soft caress as i lay some student-berks-head down on the tramline of desperation,

It was a party to commemorate the ending of boozing on the tube. That's all.

Presumably you're pretty drunk yourself to be posting such idiocy, so you should feel some sympathy for them really.
 
I think I have seen (a little bit of) the future:



(Obviously with soft drinks next time. Obviously.)

:rolleyes:

That's nothing new though. There were a group of people doing the same type of shit 20 years ago. I remember them setting up in the middle of Richmond Green

why don't people just walk around with a sign round their neck saying "look at me", probably much less hassle :D
 
Presumably you're pretty drunk yourself to be posting such idiocy, so you should feel some sympathy for them really.

Having witnessed the first 45 minutes of it first-hand, I think the bigger idiocy is amongst those who turned up seriously expecting this to go ahead without the police stopping it - and refusing to disperse when it was pretty clear that they weren't going to back down.
 
It was a party to commemorate the ending of boozing on the tube. That's all.

Presumably you're pretty drunk yourself to be posting such idiocy, so you should feel some sympathy for them really.
but is this the end of boozing on the tube? i very much doubt it.

am drunk as a skunk. in the safety of my own house. whoops.....|:)
 
Having witnessed the first 45 minutes of it first-hand, I think the bigger idiocy is amongst those who turned up seriously expecting this to go ahead without the police stopping it - and refusing to disperse when it was pretty clear that they weren't going to back down.


I said that 40 posts ago :p

what? and they really seriously expected LT/Police to let them get away with it?

Why did they plan to meet at Liverpool Street station anyway?
 
Having witnessed the first 45 minutes of it first-hand, I think the bigger idiocy is amongst those who turned up seriously expecting this to go ahead without the police stopping it - and refusing to disperse when it was pretty clear that they weren't going to back down.

What EXACTLY were you there for? :confused:
 
Well, we did the circle line. It was great! :D

We did the late shift, and went for Kings Cross at 9pm. No problem getting on whatsoever.

Loads of really nice people sharing their drinks, lots of singing and a guy with a guitar.

It was very crowded though, a total sauna, and people were leaving rubbish, but a few of us did our best to make sure nothing was strewn over the floor.

There were a few shouty men banging on the walls of the tube in a pissed footy hooligan style, and then about 8 people lit up fags, and didn't put them out when everyone asked, which is when we got off. Well ok, we got off about 5 stops later when it became possible to get to a door. Glad we did the thing though!
 
was surreal, the two tubes that were packed with lairy middle class types got stopped at edgeware road about 11pm, bit of argy bargy with the old bill, batons came out but didnt see any arrests

all in all a bit surreal, not what id call political but quite amusing and annoying in different ways

will post a proper rundown tomorrow, bit pissed now funnily enough
 
From the BBC -

David Mudkips, 25, a web programmer from Hackney, described the experience on the train as: "Like rush hour but fun. There were people's sweaty armpits in my face but I didn't care because I was drinking."

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

well done channer
 
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