Truss or Sunak - who gets your vote?

[platinumsage]

Not who you think will win, but who you would vote for given the opportunity to do so.

Pretend you're a devious entryist if need be, but none of the above is not an option I'm afraid.

 

[SpineyNorman]

No

 

[Puddy_Tat]

No

 

[Edie]

I’d go with Rishi, might be good to have a PM with an Indian diaspora background. I also know even less about Truss. Is she the one whose been saying shit about Roundhay school? If so doubly not her.

 

[High Voltage]

I chose to spoil my ballot by scrawling "none of the above cunts" on my voting slip, thank you

 

[Elpenor]

Ron

 

[maomao]

I chose to spoil my ballot by scrawling "none of the above cunts" on my voting slip, thank you

I would draw a picture of a large penis, caught at the moment of ejaculation. With all spunk going everywhere.

 

[MrCurry]

I‘ve chosen Sunak just because I think he would do less damage to the country. I could be wrong of course!

 

[smmudge]

Feel like we're going to hell in a handbasket either way so voted Truss because I think she'll do most to damage the tory party.

 

[planetgeli]

FFS

 

[Uncle Fester]

Been looking at anagrams on FB, and for "Mary Elizabeth Truss" we found:
"bizarre slutty shame"
"bury hitlers maze rats"
For "Mary Elizabeth Truss ER":
"ersatz Hitler buy arms"

and for "Rishi Sunak":
"hi risk anus"

 

[Dr. Furface]

What a choice, like being asked which testicle you'd prefer to have cut off. I'll go for Sunak.

 

[Uncle Fester]

Someone wrote: "like choosing which portaloo to use on the last day of a festival"...

 

[campanula]

O FFS....I don't bother with parliamentary shite at the best of times and these are practically the worst. Which finger to hack off with some rusty secateurs.

 

[Elpenor]

What a choice, like being asked which testicle you'd prefer to have cut off. I'll go for Sunak.

Whilst knowing that whichever one is left is still cancerous

 

[cupid_stunt]

Truss would certainly do more damage to the party, but also to the country as well, so I'll go with Sunak, because he's slightly more sane.

 

[Flavour]

Obviously Truss, she will be a total disaster

 

[JimW]

When only gammon votes it's a pork market.

 

[Yossarian]

None of the above.

 

[Elpenor]

Truss is like someone who’s won a competition (and indeed she may yet do so)

 

[MickiQ]

I don't want either of them but if forced to choose would go with Sunak since while I may disagree with him on policy, he does strike me as sane.
Whereas I can imagine Truss in No 10 stroking Larry The Cat and cackling 'Yes, Yes my evil plan is coming to fruition'
I really don't buy this she will do so much damage to the Tory Party they're bound to lose the next election idea.
Strikes me as a very risky thing to hope for if it doesn't happen.

 

[JimW]

None of the above.

Nun of the Above (Character) - Comic Vine

An ally of Xombi, a mentor of Catholic Girl. She knows the ubication of everything in a radium of 30 miles with only "searching it".

comicvine.gamespot.com

Knew there'd be one.

 

[cupid_stunt]

 

[Spymaster]

Sunak, because he reminds me of a Thunderbirds puppet and whenever I see him I picture him piloting Thunderbird 3.

 

[Yossarian]

I don't want either of them but if forced to choose would go with Sunak since while I may disagree with him on policy, he does strike me as sane.
Whereas I can imagine Truss in No 10 stroking Larry The Cat and cackling 'Yes, Yes my evil plan is coming to fruition'
I really don't buy this she will do so much damage to the Tory Party they're bound to lose the next election idea.
Strikes me as a very risky thing to hope for if it doesn't happen.

Commentators: "Liz Truss is so stupid and useless that she's bound to lose."

Liz Truss: "Brexit Brexit Brexit"

Commentators: "In a way, Truss's landslide election victory was inevitable...:

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

I think I might resign from my membership of the conservative party.

 

[spudulike]

Corbyn

 

[Nanker Phelge]

I'd cut off my hands so I couldn't be made to write an X. ….and My feet, then my head if needs be.

Even the idea that one of these two wins anything offends me.

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

I'm hoping for a freak blancmange accident when the result is announced.

 

[A380]

Truss.

Mostly out of a sense of morbid curiosity.