Tory Leadership contest 2022

[Storm Fox]

It’s subtle but it’s all part of the blanket propaganda machine. Like todays Express.

Apples - be wary as a toxin called patulin can be found in damaged or mouldy apples.

Bread - “I would cut the mouldy bit off and eat it. It’s not going to do you any harm,” Alice explained. The FSA advises against salvaging mouldy bread, as porous food can be contaminated below the surface. As a general rule, mould of 1cm in diameter on the surface has penetrated 1cm deep into the food.

So even in their own story they don't agree with the picture.

 

[bemused]

Maybe I'm utterly out of touch but given the choice of Sunak or Truss I'd pick Sunak because oddly he comes over more normal (as normal as a billionaire can be) than Truss who is as likeable puppet with its strings cut. Starmer must be doing a jig thinking about Truss winning.

 

[Storm Fox]

What seems odder is there are currently.
A Climate Crisis
An Energy Supply Crisis
A Cost of Living Crisis

Then Truss's main focus is "Too Much Woke" and it's Woke to do anything about the crisis above.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Maybe I'm utterly out of touch but given the choice of Sunak or Truss I'd pick Sunak because oddly he comes over more normal (as normal as a billionaire can be) than Truss who is as likeable puppet with its strings cut. Starmer must be doing a jig thinking about Truss winning.

Are you a frothing Conservative party member?

 

[Karl Masks]

So even in their own story they don't agree with the picture.

who has bread they can afford to toss out anyway?

 

[rubbershoes]

Are you a frothing Conservative party member?

Aren't we all? Have I joined the wrong board?

I've noticed over the years that some posts on here don't chime completely with tory attitudes

 

[bemused]

Are you a frothing Conservative party member?

I vote Green.

It's kinda a choice with knife or gun with the Tory leadership.

 

[Storm Fox]

who has bread they can afford to toss out anyway?

I keep mine in the freezer, and use as required.

 

[Artaxerxes]

I keep mine in the freezer, and use as required.

The wife is baffled by some papers recently announcing this as a top tip. Like who doesn’t freeze bread if they have a freeze?

 

[strung out]

The wife is baffled by some papers recently announcing this as a top tip. Like who doesn’t freeze bread if they have a freeze?

It's hard to slice when it's frozen.

 

[Storm Fox]

It's hard to slice when it's frozen.

Do you know you can buy it sliced

 

[Kevbad the Bad]

It's hard to slice when it's frozen.

Defrost it. Slice it. Freeze it again. Defrost when required. If necessary stick the slices back together again.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Do you know you can buy it sliced

Or slice before freezing.

#lifehack

I like the continental shops where you bung it in the machine. Bread is the best part of going to Europe.

 

[strung out]

Do you know you can buy it sliced

I don't want it pre-sliced.

 

[contadino]

Home made fresh bread every (most) morning(s).

#insomniasnotallbadnews

 

[spitfire]

I submitted my signature on the petition to keep Johnson on a couple of weeks ago. Just for shits and giggles.

Just had 2 emails from them with a template as follows. Have replied.



I apologise in advance if this succeeds and we get Johnson back.

 

[spitfire]

Weird wording..."the majority of which have been sent...".

Doesn't exactly exude confidence in their method.

 

[xenon]

The wife is baffled by some papers recently announcing this as a top tip. Like who doesn’t freeze bread if they have a freeze?

Yeah like other top tips such as freezing milk. Not leaving the bathroom tap running whilst brushing your teeth. how these people manage to even read a newspaper I don’t know.

 

[Pickman's model]

who has bread they can afford to toss out anyway?

anyone who feeds birds with it

 

[Raheem]

Weird wording..."the majority of which have been sent...".

= "Just under half were so obviously taking the piss we didn't think we could get away with including them. The rest we're not sure about."

 

[xenon]

I don't want it pre-sliced.

Do you want the moon on a stick.

 

[Artaxerxes]

Weird wording..."the majority of which have been sent...".

Doesn't exactly exude confidence in their method.

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I assume they filter out Lord Umungous of the Wastlands, the Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla entries

But maybe not.

 

[stavros]

It's hard to slice when it's frozen.

Do you know you can buy it sliced

Defrost it. Slice it. Freeze it again. Defrost when required. If necessary stick the slices back together again.

Back to the thread topic, Sunak and Truss are particularly appealing to the crusty bits.

 

[wow]

Apology schmapology.

Please get lost.

Wowsers.

I’ve always apologised when I’ve overstepped the mark.

My apology to you still stands. I was out of order.

I won’t get lost though. Why should I?

 

[Pickman's model]

Anyone who says wowsers is already lost

 

[Puddy_Tat]

Do you know you can buy it sliced

yes, it's the greatest thing since...

umm...

 

[wow]

Anyone who says wowsers is already lost

Glass houses

 

[Puddy_Tat]

people who live in glass houses should pull the blinds before changing their trousers...

 

[wow]

people who live in glass houses should pull the blinds before changing their trousers...

Only if they feel ashamed

 

[two sheds]

Any thoughts about the subject of the thread at all?