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Toby Young is a c0nt

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He's got a total bed-room face, that bloke.


By this I don't mean he's so attractive his looks will magnetically draw women and men to his bed, I mean that he looks like he spends his time sitting in his bed-room, curtains drawn, masturbating himself and expelling thin threads of worm drool-like semen onto his groin and thighs.

Why is it that the right inevitably attracts the most squalid-looking pieces of human detritus to its' cause?
 
By this I don't mean he's so attractive his looks will magnetically draw women and men to his bed, I mean that he looks like he spends his time sitting in his bed-room, curtains drawn, masturbating himself and expelling thin threads of worm drool-like semen onto his groin and thighs.

If that documentary he made about his free school is anything to go by, he spends his time in an office underneath a giant poster of his own face.
 
I think we have established that Young is not a very nice person, unfortunately I can't think of a venomous enough insult to describe him. That Daniel Hannan is apparently involved as well. The only good thing about the Con Dems is that there is no shortage of comedy value with them.
 
that accent!

Another Etonite. The full text of the deleted blog post in question is available here

One of the lines:

Go fuck yourself, Chris Keates: I hope that the massive black dildo—with which you while away the hours between raping babies and destroying the dreams of the young—ruptures you and you bleed to death out of your disgusting, filthy, piebald cunt.

Libertarianism.
 
Peter Wilby in today's Education Guardian is far too bloody leniant on that arsehole,

However :

Wilby said:
"I don't think I've ever wanted anything in my life to succeed more than the West London Free School," Young says. But I'd lay odds that, once it's up and running, Young will be smartly pushed aside by his fellow founders and his own children will end up somewhere else. It's the least you would expect from a professional failure.

Bring on more failure say I .... :p :D
 
Chris Mounsey:

Whilst Michael Gove might just be the creepiest-looking politician on the planet, you, Chris, have made yourself look repulsive even beside him. Think about that, Chris: you look deeply unpleasant compared to the world’s creepiest politician.

Lol irony. He looks like Severus Snape, after having been repeatedly boiled in a cauldron by that Uzbek dictator, until his pallid waxlike features have started to drip and ooze bile, whilst still maintaining a superior lip curl. Urggggg.

Bah that lil article about Toby Young in this thread has made me really miss my Private Eye subscription :(
 
I love the regular insistence that it won't become basically a state-subsidised private school for the middle classes with a few working class children to "prove" this.

Anyway, anyone who thinks that entry is going to be based on a 'level playing field' might want to check this advert for a tutor (cost £30 per hour) which was passed on to me by a friend who works for the relevant agency;

"*name deleted* - year 6 28.07.2000. Year 6 doing SATs in May At Belmont (state) primary in Chiswick Wants to go to new West London Free School (being set up by Toby Young and receiving huge media attention) Need a tutor who knows about SATs - we also need to get some research done. One tutor to do maths and English. Really Lovely sounding lady. Been doing Kumon literacy. Ideally start week of 28March. Wednesday best, or Friday from 4.00 PM onwards. 30p/h"
 
Lol irony. He looks like Severus Snape, after having been repeatedly boiled in a cauldron by that Uzbek dictator, until his pallid waxlike features have started to drip and ooze bile, whilst still maintaining a superior lip curl. Urggggg.

:D
 
The day after humanity has been exterminated by libertarians, the Last Man tries to cajole a layabout rock into fighting any remaining vegetation.

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Helmet Head claims that "Britain doesn't have any brilliant Left-wing bloggers – as Arianna Huffington is about to discover".
But thirdly, and most importantly, there’s the dearth of decent, Left-wing bloggers in this country. No shortage of student journalists willing to work for nothing, obviously. But where will she find the equivalents of Larry David and Robert Reich? Compare the vim and vinegar of Right-wing bloggers with their wilted lettuce Left-wing counterparts. We have Melanie Philips, they have Penny Red. We have Guido Fawkes, they have LabourList. We have James Delingpole, they have George Monbiot. A Right-wing meteor bursts into the blogosphere every six months or so. To date, the Left has yet to produce a single star.
http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/t...s-as-arianna-huffington-is-about-to-discover/

I guess Delingtroll and Hannan count as the right's stars? What a pillock.
 
I'd not be boasting about having mad mel onside tbf.

also hemet head is over egging the importance of the 'blogospher' (kill me)
 
Toby Young in 2004 Question Time said Muslim women who did not wear veils were raped by Muslim males, and because of these rapes Muslims then covered up.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/programmes/question_time/3483849.stm

I think that Toby Young should stick to what he does best and not speak on subjects he knows nothing about or knows very, very little. I'm a Muslim and can say that we do not rape our women, or abuse them, if they do not wear their hijab.
Fiaz Hussain, Birmingham/Islamabad

Toby Young hasn't got a clue. He claims that girls are being raped because they are not wearing headscarves. Perhaps he should try talking to some of the young Muslim students in London's universities and colleges to find out why they wear scarves when most of their parents don't.
S Hussain, London

The comments made by Toby Young about head scarves are highly offensive. I am 26-year-old Muslim bought up in this country and have not been discriminated against by my religion or had the wearing of the headscarf enforced upon me. Where does Toby Young get his ridiculous connection with headscarves and rape?
Sair, London
 
As I said previously, you can't find an insult venomous enough to describe him. I'm looking forward to his pro cuts march hope it makes him into an even bigger laughing stock.
 
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